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But i'm not :/

So today me and my bandmates went to guitar center for a little while. There, we kinda acted stupid and stuff like we usually do. Then, we ran into my dad. I have this weird habit of smiling when i feel uncomfortable, and i started to do this when my dad appeared. So all the while, my bandmates are still being stupid.

So a little bit ago when i got home, my dad said "Gee, you guys sure were cheery earlier....I know what's going on. All that peer pressure and stuff. I was young too."
The thing is, me and my bandmates were all completely sober.
I'm not in trouble or anything, but it just feels weird having my dad think of me this way.

Any advice?
#3
Maybe tell him what you just told us?

edit: or totally take advantage of it like the post above me said
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#5
Have this father-son conversation over a cold beer that you and your friends ARE NOT stoner, but plain stupid.
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It's normal. My parents are 100% convinced that I'm a stoner, even though I've never even seen a joint, let alone smoked a single one.
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#7
You know how dads can do that whole guilt thing? make you feel like the worst thing in the world?

play it back

"do you really think that of me? think I'm just some drugged out loser?"

etc. etc.


Or not, just tell him you don't do it, if he doesn't believe you, oh well, nevermind.

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#8
Go smoke a bowl
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Tell him that while you may be a serial rapeist, you understand that drugs are bad and that peer pressure is for fools
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#11
Alright, thanks guys
I'll tell him after this monster wears off. I'm acting like I have ADD right now, so that probably convinces him even more that I'm doing drugs :/
#12
i say take advantage of this glorious opportunity. go get high. apparently he doesn't care too much.
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If you're dad doesn't care, I recommend getting high.
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#16
Honestly, a lot of parents think what they're going to think no matter what the kid says. My parents thought I smoked pot for months and months in high school, and I had never even been around it.

So, I went to college this past year, and my roommate is a huge stoner. My parents still thought I did it anyway so I figured hey, what the ****, I'll try it.

It's awesome. I feel no addiction to it, and it's a pleasant experience when smoked to your face.

So, my advice in conclusion, smoke a ****ing joint. He's going to think you do it either way, so unless you're afraid of the law, then it doesn't matter whether you do or not.

It's no worse for you than smoking. I don't give a **** what anyone says, it's true. It's even LESS dangerous than alcohol. Ever hear of anyone dying from smoking too much weed? No, didn't think so.

So yeah, smoke up.
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It's normal. My parents are 100% convinced that I'm a stoner, even though I've never even seen a joint, let alone smoked a single one.


Isnt that supposed to be the other way around?

Anywho. Go buy like 20 bucks worth of weed and smoke it. Then go tell your dad thats how you are when you're stoned.

My parents thought I was a Stonie too, but... well they probably still do...
#18
Parents will periodically do this, I remember my parents thought I was taking speed or something one time when I got back from a friend's house in under 5 seconds.
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Honestly, a lot of parents think what they're going to think no matter what the kid says. My parents thought I smoked pot for months and months in high school, and I had never even been around it.

So, I went to college this past year, and my roommate is a huge stoner. My parents still thought I did it anyway so I figured hey, what the ****, I'll try it.

It's awesome. I feel no addiction to it, and it's a pleasant experience when smoked to your face.

So, my advice in conclusion, smoke a ****ing joint. He's going to think you do it either way, so unless you're afraid of the law, then it doesn't matter whether you do or not.

It's no worse for you than smoking. I don't give a **** what anyone says, it's true. It's even LESS dangerous than alcohol. Ever hear of anyone dying from smoking too much weed? No, didn't think so.

So yeah, smoke up.


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#20
go smoke some crack, then talk to him
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Alright, thanks guys
I'll tell him after this monster wears off. I'm acting like I have ADD right now, so that probably convinces him even more that I'm doing drugs :/

No offence dude, but this stuff makes you sound like an arsehole. "I'm acting like I have ADD right now" . . . I mean it's hard to put into words WHY I think you sound like an ass saying this but you just do. It reminds me of a vid some UGer put up of a kid who called the vid "me being hyper". It gives the sense that you're trying to act stupid, for attention or to be funny or some ****.

Anyway, by the way your dad worded it it sounds like he's been there done that maybe? So what can he do/say?


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#23
your dad is basicly saying get high. get high...
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Alright, thanks guys
I'll tell him after this monster wears off. I'm acting like I have ADD right now, so that probably convinces him even more that I'm doing drugs :/

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But i'm not :/

So today me and my bandmates went to guitar center for a little while. There, we kinda acted stupid and stuff like we usually do. Then, we ran into my dad. I have this weird habit of smiling when i feel uncomfortable, and i started to do this when my dad appeared. So all the while, my bandmates are still being stupid.

So a little bit ago when i got home, my dad said "Gee, you guys sure were cheery earlier....I know what's going on. All that peer pressure and stuff. I was young too."
The thing is, me and my bandmates were all completely sober.
I'm not in trouble or anything, but it just feels weird having my dad think of me this way.

Any advice?

Tell him what I tell everyone else: I'm not high, I was born this way.
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Quote by uberphreak
Honestly, a lot of parents think what they're going to think no matter what the kid says. My parents thought I smoked pot for months and months in high school, and I had never even been around it.

So, I went to college this past year, and my roommate is a huge stoner. My parents still thought I did it anyway so I figured hey, what the ****, I'll try it.

It's awesome. I feel no addiction to it, and it's a pleasant experience when smoked to your face.

So, my advice in conclusion, smoke a ****ing joint. He's going to think you do it either way, so unless you're afraid of the law, then it doesn't matter whether you do or not.

It's no worse for you than smoking. I don't give a **** what anyone says, it's true. It's even LESS dangerous than alcohol. Ever hear of anyone dying from smoking too much weed? No, didn't think so.

So yeah, smoke up.


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#30
Your dad basically just told you he's okay with you smoking weed every once in a while.

If I were you, I'd be buying some of the sticky shit right now.
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#31
monsters really have no effect on people, as far as im concerned...

but yeah, in my town, if you have long hair and a good sense of humor, you're automatically labeled a stoner. I cant complain, its gotten me many friends just because they think im into drugs - when im really not. Lol
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monsters really have no effect on people, as far as im concerned...

but yeah, in my town, if you have long hair and a good sense of humor, you're automatically labeled a stoner. I cant complain, its gotten me many friends just because they think im into drugs - when im really not. Lol

And what did you base this on? Oh right, nothing.
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No offence dude, but this stuff makes you sound like an arsehole. "I'm acting like I have ADD right now" . . . I mean it's hard to put into words WHY I think you sound like an ass saying this but you just do. It reminds me of a vid some UGer put up of a kid who called the vid "me being hyper". It gives the sense that you're trying to act stupid, for attention or to be funny or some ****.

Anyway, by the way your dad worded it it sounds like he's been there done that maybe? So what can he do/say?

yeah i'm really sorry i said that, i meant no offense at all by that statement. I just meant that i'm really hyper and can't focus on anything. my eyes are going all over the place and i'm feeling dizzy. i figured that phrase would kind of convey that message.
i'm sorry to anyone with ADD or who was offended by that statement.

and yeah, my dad told me he used to smoke weed. it's just....i dunno. i just feel this weird sense of guilt, probably from the fact that my dad doesn't know me at all and just assumes things about me.

gee, that sounded really lame, but that's how i feel :/
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yeah i'm really sorry i said that, i meant no offense at all by that statement. I just meant that i'm really hyper and can't focus on anything. my eyes are going all over the place and i'm feeling dizzy. i figured that phrase would kind of convey that message.
i'm sorry to anyone with ADD or who was offended by that statement.

and yeah, my dad told me he used to smoke weed. it's just....i dunno. i just feel this weird sense of guilt, probably from the fact that my dad doesn't know me at all and just assumes things about me.

gee, that sounded really lame, but that's how i feel :/


Dude, whats wrong with you?
Smoke up with your dad!!
Thats some real father-son bonding right there.
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#37
When he mentioned peer pressure he wasn't referring to you being high, he was referring to you acting like an idiot when you're around your friends.
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It's normal. My parents are 100% convinced that I'm a stoner, even though I've never even seen a joint, let alone smoked a single one.



hahaha everybody laugh at this man.

Have you ever even been to school?

So basically you're a stoner but without the benefit of smoking weed...

bummer dude, toke up.
#40
I read this thread as "My dad thinks I'm getting Irish". I was wondering what the problem was...

Just don't actually get high and you'll be fine.
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