#2
100% Open Minded to Straight/Bi/Gay/Lesbian guest attending the Party.
100% Open Minded to full Nudity.
100% Open Minded to Adult sexual conduct of same sex/oppisit sex/multipul sex partners at one time.
All Band Members, OR Individual Musician MUST be 18 or Older. Proof of age will be verified.




Meh, doesn't beat the "It's Shred Time" one, though.
#5
Why do they need a band playing when they've got all this "entertainment" going on?
#8
one of my friends tried looking for hookers on craigslist once
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#10
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one of my friends tried looking for hookers on craigslist once


...and?
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#11
forget bring the band how do i get on the guest list lol
Im gonna pistol whip the next guy that says shenanigans !!!!
#12
another thought.... what exactly does one play at a party like that?
#13
hahaha that's tight.

who remembers the one looking for Christian Rap Metal group with the fridge of name brand soda?
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You must attend and pics, or it didn't happen.
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#16
cheesy porno music of course
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cheesy porno music of course


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oh yeah TS better have a wah


hehe, my band plays what we call "downtemp, groovy jazzmenco, funky bossa nova"
both me and the other giutarist use Cordoba flamenco guitars, the bassist plays a J with the tone rolled almost all off the drummer is 90% of the time on brushes...

i dont think we'd fit in
#20
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hehe, my band plays what we call "downtemp, groovy jazzmenco, funky bossa nova"
both me and the other giutarist use Cordoba flamenco guitars, the bassist plays a J with the tone rolled almost all off the drummer is 90% of the time on brushes...

i dont think we'd fit in


Havent you ever seen porn? Thats EXACTLY what porn music is.
#21
Quote by Recondite Blue
hehe, my band plays what we call "downtemp, groovy jazzmenco, funky bossa nova"
both me and the other giutarist use Cordoba flamenco guitars, the bassist plays a J with the tone rolled almost all off the drummer is 90% of the time on brushes...

i dont think we'd fit in


Wow I want to hear your band, you could be on to something awesome.

Also that seems like it would fit in to me.
#22
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another thought.... what exactly does one play at a party like that?


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Wow I want to hear your band, you could be on to something awesome.

Also that seems like it would fit in to me.


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#26
I would call them up but you know ted nugent already has the ****ing gig in his pocket by now...
#28
Lmao! I love craigslist.
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#29
So... you're going to get paid, to play music, eat and sleep for free... at a sex party...

Where in this lies the problem?
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#31
hey recondite, could you PM me some of that too?
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