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#1
My prom date, and i are gonna be going to the movies tomm. together in honor of senior skip day, and i wanna make a move, what are some good tips to flirt, besides the classic, yet over done :O, yawn and put your arm around her shoulder move
#3
Step 1: Buy popcorn.
Step 2: Cut hole in bottom of popcorn bucket.
Step 3: Stick penis through hole.
Step 4: Ask date to get some popcorn.
Step 5: ???
Step 6: Profit!
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Quote by InvaderTSN
Step 1: Buy popcorn.
Step 2: Cut hole in bottom of popcorn bucket.
Step 3: Stick penis through hole.
Step 4: Ask date to get some popcorn.
Step 5: ???
Step 6: Profit!


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#6
ask her to smell your breath
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#7
Dude, do the yawn thing. Chicks find that so cute.
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Quote by InvaderTSN
Step 1: Buy popcorn.
Step 2: Cut hole in bottom of popcorn bucket.
Step 3: Stick penis through hole.
Step 4: Ask date to get some popcorn.
Step 5: ???
Step 6: Profit!


Brilliant. I think this made my day.
#9
Why go to a movie if you just want to flirt? Couldn't you just do it where it's not dark?
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#10
straight up violate her.
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#11
go see a very sad movie...that way you can take advantage of her feelings!!
#12
Whenever a man is on screen tell her how much hotter you are than him.
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Dude, do the yawn thing. Chicks find that so cute.

make it really obvious your trying to do the whole yawn thing though. i usually jus slip it in quick. but wait...slip WHAT in?????
#19
Quote by austinl94
my arms a little tired
could i rest it on your shoulder?


Better yet.

"My arm is tired, could I put it in between your legs so I can sexually violate you during the movie?"
#20
just straight up stick ur tongue in her mouth, feel her boobs, and grope her a lot with no warning what so ever
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Quote by InvaderTSN
Step 1: Buy popcorn.
Step 2: Cut hole in bottom of popcorn bucket.
Step 3: Stick penis through hole.
Step 4: Ask date to get some popcorn.
Step 5: ???
Step 6: Profit!

just dont put salt on the popcorn and just think if she goes with it then you wont need to put salt on the popcorn because you wont wanna eat it. so NEGATIVE PROFIT cause you have to pay for the popcorn

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Better yet. "My arm is tired, could I put it in between your legs so I can sexually violate you during the movie?"
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#23
no this this works best, keep her up really late tonight, or the night before, that way she is really tired, and let her rest her head on your shoulder, and let her fall asleep, then wake her up later, and tell her she fell asleep, and how you didnt want to wake her because she looked so cute. that should work.
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#24
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+1 That makes you seem manly and desirable, because she'll feel safe around you..
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#25
If it's a first date, that's a bad idea, as it's generally frowned upon to talk in a movie theatre.
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#27
Quote by austinl94
my arms a little tired
could i rest it on your shoulder?


This works man, as cliche as it is, it WORKS.
I did it to an ex-girlfriend of mine COUNTLESS times, even to her AND another girl on the other side of me at the same time (DOUBLE TIRED *cash register*). The other girl didn't exactly whip her pussy out, and he did exactly look kinda weirded out that my ex was cool with that but still! TRY IT.
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Quote by aaron6890
no this this works best, keep her up really late tonight, or the night before, that way she is really tired, and let her rest her head on your shoulder, and let her fall asleep, then wake her up later, and tell her she fell asleep, and how you didnt want to wake her because she looked so cute. that should work.

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#29
i go to the movies to watch a movie, be a man and take her to the can
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Better yet.

"My arm is tired, could I put it in between your legs so I can sexually violate you during the movie?"

Fking great dude i may sig this

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Better yet. "My arm is tired, could I put it in between your legs so I can sexually violate you during the movie?"
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#31
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Stare at her for the whole movie.
She'll think it's sweet


HAHAH Thats just creepy, for real.

Man it's all in the way you talk, the way you look at
her the way you smile etc, act like your cute as **** and
you'll have the chick hooked man. Works for me every time.
#33
the easiest way is to just whip it out and slap her in the face with it and tell her to "be somebody baby"
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#34
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maybe i'm just a hopeless romantic.

anyway with the popcorn thing

DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT PUT HOT BUTTER ON THE POPCORN!


Firsthand experience I assume?
#36
Try shyly to put your hand over hers. Shyly, really shyly.
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#38
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... same time (DOUBLE TIRED *cash register*). The other girl didn't exactly whip her pussy out, and he did exactly...

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the easiest way is to just whip it out and slap her in the face with it and tell her to "be somebody baby"


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Oh yeah, go on then Wayward Son, pretend you've never seen a pussy being whipped
#40
Be a complete and utter asshole with no respect for anyone but yourself.

Works for a lot of guys I know.
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