#1
You went to your girlfriend/boyfriends house and started makin out in his/her bedroom, when suddenly Chris Hansen from Dateline: NBC walked and says "Why dont you have a seat right over there?

Honestly, i'd **** myself. Anyone else ever notice how he tends to materialize from outta no where?

For those who aren't familiar with Chris Hansen, this will show you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_kADup_wZw
#4
I'd laugh so hard. Then punch him.
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#5
I'd tell him to shut the door on his way out.
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#6
Smile at him until he leaves.
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#9
I would tell him he has the wrong house, and point him in the direction of TS.
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#10
Id come
WHY DON'T YOU CONSULT EROWID FIRST?
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#11
I'd say "I KNEW THIS WAS A SETUP!" and take a bite out of my apple.

...wait, someone already did that? Crap.
#16
I'd call the 911 and sue him for stalking and violation of private property.

That'll show him.
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#17
id say it was all a joke
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#18
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I'd call the 911 and sue him for stalking and violation of private property.

That'll show him.


You fool! Chris Hansen IS 911!
#20
black people i hate em
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#22
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Then I'd call the 912 to get better service.
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#23
I'd continue on with what i was doing, i'm 19, she's 20.
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#24
I'm 17 and so is she
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#27
Offer him some tea.
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#28
Chris Hansen is such a smart ass.
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#29
Id try to finish as quickly as possible because id want to come in my girlfriend one last time.
#30
use either my mic stand or a paperweight,
bludgeon him over the head til he passes out
drag his body (using gloves of course)
into the trash bin
pour gasoline into it,
then throw a match in, and
burn baby burn...

teaches him to walk in on my gf n i..

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*COMPLETE SARCASAM!!!!*
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#33
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i swear i just wanted to hang out.


i swear.

oh the condoms? theyre for...for...


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#35
Kick him in the balls. Kick her in the balls. Kick myself in the balls. Kick you in the balls.
#36
Just made me think.

How funny would it be if he got looking at jailbait on 4chan or something?
Or actually having loads of kiddy porn.

That would be so ironic.
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Oh ****

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#37
Tell him to get out of my house. And when he doesn't, start beating him upon the head and shoulders with a stick.