#1
alrite this is really weird...


ok so i just to a sh*T, it was nice and solid and everything (not the watery dieherria kind)

but there was does one piece of sh*t that was floating

isnt it supposed to sink like a rock?

can anyone scientifically explain this???
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#2
My **** floats. I think yours should to. Scientifically, though? I would say that if whatever your body doesn't digest and therefore defeciates is lighter than water, it will float.
#3
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#6
no but the thing is its more dense than water

it just doesnt add up

EDIT: it was a really nice thick solid piece
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#9
to me its as equivalently puzzling to , putting a ballon in the water and then watching it sink
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#10
How the hell do you know if it was solid? And furthermore, I'm quite sure you have no way of comparing you shit's density to water short of squishing it in your hand.


This all sounds like some simple physics problem to me.
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How the hell do you know if it was solid? And furthermore, I'm quite sure you have no way of comparing you shit's density to water short of squishing it in your hand.


This all sounds like some simple physics problem to me.


easy by looking at its physical characteristics
it holds its form nice and solid and when it came out it made a nice splash

theres no need to squish it in between your hands

but if i have to..........
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I think its all about the gas inside the turd. The more gas inside, the more floaty it would be methinks.


i dont think you can have gas inside a turd

i mean its a turd not a freakin ballon
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#15
Isnt your **** supposed to float?
Depends on how healthy u eat
If youve had fibre i think it floats easier
#16
Basically mate, it's not a good thing. Your faeces should have a density slightly higher than that of the water in the toilet (hence the sinking) and the fact it isn't suggests there's something odd going on in your colon to alter the consistency. If it continues to happen report it with any other symptoms to your GP.
#17
I think I figured it out, maybe there is something undigested in the turd that has so little density, that it makes the whole piece float.
#20
Whenever I've had baked beans or something that gives me violent gas and extremely potent sh*t, I find that the sh*t sinks. Normally though, after a good meal or whatever, I find it floats. That might be because if you eat good food there's less waste, so the turds are less dense.

The turds don't need to contain gas for them to be less dense, they just need to contain biochemicals that are less dense than other biochemicals found in other turds that are more dense.
#21
Sounds like AIDS to me
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#22
this has never happened to me before

and i dont understand how turds should have a higer density than water
its mainly solids, since most of the water is excreted through urine

solids are generally denser than water and therefore should sink
unless it was shaped like a boat or something....no my turd is not boat shape

but it would be cool to Sh*t out boats
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#23
Wood is solid. Wood floads... it must be wood then. But not really... I'm just surprised you paid so much attention to the properties of your fecal matter.
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#24


If you didn't eat a lot (m), but it was a massive-ass turd size-wise (V), it will be more likely to float.

It's just science.

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Wood is solid. Wood floads... it must be wood then. But not really... I'm just surprised you paid so much attention to the properties of your fecal matter.

depending on the shape of it

if its long and flat and its center of gravity is dispersed it will float

but if like a ball type shape it will sink

like my turd should have
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depending on the shape of it

if its long and flat and its center of gravity is dispersed it will float

but if like a ball type shape it will sink

like my turd should have

On second thought, we should harvest your fecal matter for antigravity research.

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#28
Oh wait everyone

sorry that was a flase alarm i just went to check rite now and it sunk

maybe it was just really lethargic turd

or maybe it really was floating but absorbed water causing it to sink (like a boat with holes in it)
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depending on the shape of it

if its long and flat and its center of gravity is dispersed it will float

but if like a ball type shape it will sink

like my turd should have


It was shaped like a ball? I wouldn't only be concerned about it floating then...
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#31
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It was shaped like a ball? I wouldn't only be concerned about it floating then...


well its shape was roundish in general not too elongated...

i believe it broke off from a longer piece
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#32
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Oh wait everyone

sorry that was a flase alarm i just went to check rite now and it sunk

maybe it was just really lethargic turd

or maybe it really was floating but absorbed water causing it to sink (like a boat with holes in it)

Am I the only one concerned that it was not flushed, for the sole purpose of watching it until it sank?

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#33
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Am I the only one concerned that it was not flushed, for the sole purpose of watching it until it sank?




Am i the only one concerned for humanity because there are atleast several people fascinated by this thread?
#34
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Am I the only one concerned that it was not flushed, for the sole purpose of watching it until it sank?



not only did i not flush it yet, i also plan to take a picture of it
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not only did i not flush it yet, i also plan to take a picture of it

Alright, I'm leaving.
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#37
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not only did i not flush it yet, i also plan to take a picture of it

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