#1
Well I live in a reasonable area but the neighbors are *****, two houses down, I'm sure those people stole my car wheels, up the road there is a family of "fatties" who go around listening to **** music acting like chavs and being general ***** outside my house, they occasionally try to start on me but they're pathetic really so they only do it to piss me off but I really hate them.

What's best to do because I can't just ignore them because I'm too hyperactive and enjoy pissing people off.

Is it illegal to clamp some-bodies car too if they are legally parked?
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Quote by Richard Pizzey
Well I live in a reasonable area but the neighbors are *****, two houses down, I'm sure those people stole my car wheels, up the road there is a family of "fatties" who go around listening to **** music acting like chavs and being general ***** outside my house, they occasionally try to start on me but they're pathetic really so they only do it to piss me off but I really hate them.

What's best to do because I can't just ignore them because I'm too hyperactive and enjoy pissing people off.

Is it illegal to clamp some-bodies car too if they are legally parked?

You sound like an intelligent person. A real man of integrity.
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Just use kamehame(EDIT:-)ha
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No he does -

OOOH...

I see what you did there...

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#6
put thermite on the hoods of cars owned by people you dont like n burn through their engines
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#10
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Just get an attack dog for f*cks sake and they'll leave you alone.


im not scared of them they just pissed me off so much its time for revenge, although they do have a dog, would it be illegal to hold it hostage?
#12
Kil then rape the fat people one by one while the entire family watches in terror.
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put thermite on the hoods of cars owned by people you dont like n burn through their engines

why are you obsessed with arson / burning / being generally pyromanic?
#14
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im not scared of them they just pissed me off so much its time for revenge, although they do have a dog, would it be illegal to hold it hostage?

Yep, the dog is their property so taking it hostage would be considered stealing. Don't do anything stupid, try to occupy your mind with something else.
#15
Strip yourself nude, glue candy to your penis, then run around outside their house yelling "HAVE SOME DELICIOUS CANDY KIDS!"
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lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

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+1. what are chavs?
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Well I live in a reasonable area but the neighbors are *****, two houses down, I'm sure those people stole my car wheels, up the road there is a family of "fatties" who go around listening to **** music acting like chavs and being general ***** outside my house, they occasionally try to start on me but they're pathetic really so they only do it to piss me off but I really hate them.

What's best to do because I can't just ignore them because I'm too hyperactive and enjoy pissing people off.

Is it illegal to clamp some-bodies car too if they are legally parked?


If they dont find out it's you then no... infact you sir are a genious. If you are going to do that I'd also reccomend getting some epoxy resin, coating the key in it, then snapping it off in the lock just for added annoyance points... Infact if you can get epoxy you could turn their car in to some sort of sex toy collage.

My gf has been having similar sounding neighbour problems for the last couple of years so I know how **** it is
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#19
Play some sick drum 'n' bass non stop until they slowly turn insane. It may take a while but the results will be awesome!
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Play some sick drum 'n' bass non stop until they slowly turn insane. It may take a while but the results will be awesome!


They could just phone the police who would then tell him to turn in down, or risk a fine.

Fill up a bottle with your piss, then poor it on their front step/car/something else. Do this every night for a a while. Their entire house will smell like piss.
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#22
I wouldn't have thought you could clamp someone's car, especially if they are legally parked
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#23
If they ever go on holiday empty a box of grass seeds through their letter box and water them a few times. They'll have a nice in door lawn to come home to
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#24
I normaly super glue down the wind sheild wipers down on peoples cars I don't like.
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#25
You're all cowards.

If they are really a problem, confront them on it like a man. If you can't or aren't willing to do that...get the hell over it.

Also, it's phenomenally ignorant to destroy or vandalize the property of others on the basis that they are fat and you don't like them. Buncha children in this thread.
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You're all cowards.

If they are really a problem, confront them on it like a man. If you can't or aren't willing to do that...get the hell over it.

Also, it's phenomenally ignorant to destroy or vandalize the property of others on the basis that they are fat and you don't like them. Buncha children in this thread.


thats just boring and talking never solves anything, this needs action
#27
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You're all cowards.

If they are really a problem, confront them on it like a man. If you can't or aren't willing to do that...get the hell over it.

Also, it's phenomenally ignorant to destroy or vandalize the property of others on the basis that they are fat and you don't like them. Buncha children in this thread.


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#29
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Confront =/= talk.

You're boring.


OK I get your point but I still find some of the other suggestions more interesting, i'll think about my problem a bit more
#31
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thats right... were being good people!
i always find a shotgun in their kneecaps will do the trick...
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i always find a shotgun in their kneecaps will do the trick...


having considered my options i've decided i'm immature and want to put the grass seeds through the letter box with some turf and water it and then a bit more
#33
If they go on vacation and it's really hot for a long time (1 or 2 weeks) try throwing eggs on the house. With the heat they'll cook there, and that's impossible to clean up. We did it a couple years ago ... You can still see the marks .
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