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Ok, so this one time, I was joking with my friend and told him to bring beers to my house for a party, and he thought I said "Beards." Just wondering if you guys ever actually screwed up, not just hypathetically, but really.
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#3
A guitar. Ever.
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A guitar. Ever.

I hate tools who bring guitars to parties and feel the need to be the center of attention. I like people who bring to play in a group, like a campfire circle or something though
#5
No, but I tell you what is a good thing to bring to a party: a bottle opener.

Seriously, I had a bottle opener on me last time I was at a big party, I was treated like a god (kinda).
#6
i brought rohipnol, went down a storm
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#8
I bring my party tricks

(putting a coctail stick through my old tongue piercing hole, opening bottles with teeth, doing impressions)

Once i brought weed to a party, but the dudes parents were there. Needless to say it didnt get smoked
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This girl I went to high school with called up one of the guys I used to hang out with, piss drunk and horny at some party. She said they were running out of stuff to drink, so she asked him to swipe some from his house. He asked what kind of drink, she said anything, so he showed up an hour later with a bunch of bottles of grape soda. There was a mass eruption of face-palming afterwards.
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I took a giant bag of Jack Link's Hickory Smoked jerky to a 4/20 party.

Some girl ate it all while I was outside on the trampoline.

I was mildly pissed, but at least they didn't find my apple pie stash.

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I brought a friend of mine... Bad move.

Fucking cock-blocker.

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I brought a friend of mine... Bad move.

Fucking cock-blocker.


Isn't being with friends around new people the single most convincing argument for why you shouldn't have those friends?
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This girl I went to high school with called up one of the guys I used to hang out with, piss drunk and horny at some party. She said they were running out of stuff to drink, so she asked him to swipe some from his house. He asked what kind of drink, she said anything, so he showed up an hour later with a bunch of bottles of grape soda. There was a mass eruption of face-palming afterwards.

Sounds like something i would do..
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#20
i brought my bike to a party. i was the person that had to transport all of the passed out drunk girls from the fire pit to a house. then it got crashed in the bottom of a fire pit by a high, drunk guy.
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I hate tools who bring guitars to parties and feel the need to be the center of attention. I like people who bring to play in a group, like a campfire circle or something though


i disagree.

guitars bring livingroom mosh pits
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This girl I went to high school with called up one of the guys I used to hang out with, piss drunk and horny at some party. She said they were running out of stuff to drink, so she asked him to swipe some from his house. He asked what kind of drink, she said anything, so he showed up an hour later with a bunch of bottles of grape soda. There was a mass eruption of face-palming afterwards.


I'd do that...
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#25
I brought beer to my 7 year old cousin's birthday party.....let's just say I haven't been invited back the past ten years...
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I brought beer to my 7 year old cousin's birthday party.....let's just say I haven't been invited back the past ten years...


LMAO! You sir a funny mother****er!
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This girl I went to high school with called up one of the guys I used to hang out with, piss drunk and horny at some party. She said they were running out of stuff to drink, so she asked him to swipe some from his house. He asked what kind of drink, she said anything, so he showed up an hour later with a bunch of bottles of grape soda. There was a mass eruption of face-palming afterwards.

haha
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I brought beer to my 7 year old cousin's birthday party.....let's just say I haven't been invited back the past ten years...

Just wait another two.
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Congrats on the Clone High quote TS. Though I question your originiality the fact that you watched that show makes me wanna forgive you.

I knew I had had heard that before! Good call.

I once drank far too much before walking to a party and on the way there I was tripped by a huge branch. I ended up dragging it all the way there and dropping it in their front yard. It took them a few days to figure out who was responsible. It wasn't funny, but I thought it was hilarious at the time.
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Ok, so this one time, I was joking with my friend and told him to bring beers to my house for a party, and he thought I said "Beards." Just wondering if you guys ever actually screwed up, not just hypathetically, but really.


yeah, but it probably was still a cool party anyways.

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#39
A guitar. I was playing, I remember, Dust in the Wind on my acoustic when one of my friends come near me and says: "I'm sorry dude, but I can't hold on anymore."

My guitar was soaked with vomit. I had to junk it. Boom, 400$ gone. I was so pissed. But he bought me a new one, so it's allright, I guess. But it was awkward.
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#40
drugs.
chick's parents were home too. me and this one other guy were running around high, then eventually i passed out on the stairs...

there were like39273897394 people there, all either stupid preps or straight edge lol
i wasn't very popular that night.


oh wait...

Yeah. The rumors are true. I'm a twat.
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