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#1
Found these ages ago. Recently re-found, thought you all may enjoy them!





There is more, I just can't seem to find it.
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is a bidet a type of crisp?
#2
!!!!
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.........oh wow.
Eddy 372, im nominating you badass of UG
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I believe thats the best looking Explorer I've ever seen, I did think they were all ugly until i seen that one Eddy372 good choice.

#3
Ok.
Gear
Fender Jaguar > effects (x9) > Orange AD5


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#6
Step 5 is extra good if you're into whores.
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#8
Quote by rizo299
Oooooooold.


Very much so, however, let's take into consideration the age of the average UGer. And let's not forget the internet experience level, how many people on this site do you think have seen more than 5 shock sites?
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is a bidet a type of crisp?
#9
Win Win Win Win Win
Gear:
Wasburn x-40w/floyd roseOFR
Swineshead venom+warthog pups
Kustom 100 wt quad DFX,Boss MT-2,Ibanez TS-7
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#13
Quote by Nerdo-sez-bo
Very much so, however, let's take into consideration the age of the average UGer. And let's not forget the internet experience level, how many people on this site do you think have seen more than 5 shock sites?

Very true good sir, very true.

Speaking as someone who no longer finds goatse in any way shocking and recently accidentally watched a pig be beheaded with a chainsaw and didn't flinch, I know what you mean.
#14
wtf..
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Ebay Help > asking a dog for help > The Pit


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dude, you have a camera, go kick some people in the nuts and run
#15
i can't believe i read the whole thing.

never seen it before, so it was still kinda funny.
Grammar and spelling omitted as an exercise for the reader.
#16
Quote by Craigo
Sucks.

Also, my ex, who I get on with very well who is extremely strong, has a social anxiety disorder. Try wanting to throw up because your pushing yourself too damn hard.


1. I didn't make this
2. You're taking direct offence for something that isn't neccesarily your problem. Don't.
Quote by gorecore=me
is a bidet a type of crisp?
#17
Quote by StealthyHayze
That was long


tthats what she said!

yesssssss.....
My sig used to be so awesome it got me banned
#18
That was pretty inspiring...
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I went to the doctor, and they found something in my bladder. And whenever they find something, it's never anything good like, "We found something in your bladder AND IT'S SEASON TICKETS TO THE YANKEES!!


Do you folks like folk?
#20
Quote by Nerdo-sez-bo
1. I didn't make this
2. You're taking direct offence for something that isn't neccesarily your problem. Don't.

1. Never said you did, I just picked out one reason why it's pathetic. Want me to list more?
2. White people can still be offended at ignorant racist comments to black people.
#21
Hahahaha. This **** is awesome.
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It wasn't mean, it was Portuguese.

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Membro do clube Português do UG.
#23
yeah that depression and social anxiety disorder thing is really bull. I deal with both, and people treat me the same as anyone, but you can't just pretend like that stuff doesn't exist and be fine.


that and it really wasn't that funny.
#25
Quote by SilentDeftone
, there's some good advice in there (along with some crap).

-SD


I agree.

Plus, the person who wrote it was obviously quite intelligent but felt the need to say **** for not particular reason quite a lot.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

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Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

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LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
#27
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lame.
and too much to read.


You can't know it's lame till you've read it...
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

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Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

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LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
#28
I stopped at like step 8...too long ...but kinda amusing
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#30
I read the whole thing... I found it pretty funny. =P especially the parts where the guy starts flipping out cuz everything step sucks.
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"Hey Mike, did your mom have a C section when she gave birth to you? Because I wanna make sure she's tight before I bang her."
#32
Quote by Craigo
1. Never said you did, I just picked out one reason why it's pathetic. Want me to list more?
2. White people can still be offended at ignorant racist comments to black people.


It's humour, and that's the way it works sometimes. I don't want to argue, just try to appreciate why others find this funny if you can't yourself.
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is a bidet a type of crisp?
#34
Quote by Nerdo-sez-bo
It's humour, and that's the way it works sometimes. I don't want to argue, just try to appreciate why others find this funny if you can't yourself.

I'm feeling rather bitter today. If I find something offense, I'll raise my voice because it deserves to be voiced.
#36
I enjoyed it...
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#37
Quote by rizo299
Oooooooold.

+ infinity...
Quote by Jackintehbox
Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this. Now I need Cheez-Its.

This was directed to me by the way.
haha
#38
Quote by Tirkaz
Painfully retarded - who the **** would even make that.


are you fucking kidding? Theree's some good advice hidden in there.




love is a dog from hell.



#39
"There are no girls on the internet, there are definitely no girls on 4chan, so why are you here?" - Well, he's got me there... Why am I on 4chan? Wait I'm not, does that mean I don't "fail", yes, yes it does.
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#40
it is worrying that amount of kids growing up today that can't sit and read that and just resort to tl;dr
The Elephant asked the Camel , oh why is your breast on your back Camel? To which the Camel replied, Why that is a strange question from someone with their dick on their face!
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