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#1
I just got a 10 day suspension, and I'm probably going to get expelled(they haven't decided yet) And I get to go to court for charges of 2nd degree Terroristic Threat in a few weeks.

Why? because I told someone at school that I wanted to kill him. Everyone thought that meant I was going to bring a machine gun to school the next day. I was just expressing my hatred towards him. This is bull****, I'm probably going to go to Jail for this. People need to chill the **** out.
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You won't go to jail, this is to scare you. If anything, you'll have to write an apology letter.
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#10
I got an even dumber story.

I was complimenting one of my teachers, my pops was standing right next to me. I get done with it all and I leave, the moment we are out of earshot, my dad gets on my ass about political correctiveness and how I need to complement all the teachers in the area if I'm going to complement one of them. He was saying how I need to include everyone in my complements

The worst part about it, my dad was erection problem serious.
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#11
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There is something wrong with the world if we have to be really careful with everything we say.
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#12
You won't get convicted. That hardly constitutes 2nd degree terroristic threat. Is that even a real charge? Where the hell do you live?
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#13
my friend got a 5 day suspension for calling a middle eastern teacher at my school a terrorist i thought it was fvcking redicul-ose

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#14
Although, I will hand it to you, that is pretty damn retarded. That kid's a ****in tight-ass if he went and cried about you saying that. He needs to get slapped.

Can I have his address?
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#15
just kill him. and everyone else. problem solved. dont be a dumbass next time. it's your own fault, the world, as screwed up as it is, i agree with you on that, will not change for you. you gotta learn that.
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#16
just dont tell the judge ur gonna kill him too
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#17
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The worst part about it, my dad was erection problem serious.


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#18
Yeah. that is bull****. I tell people im going to kill them all the time. I NEVER EVER give people the impression that imma bring guns to school tho! thats for the people i say im going to kill
#19
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What?


You know...serious and an erection problem.
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TS, whenever I see your username, I misread it as "isuckhardcocks."

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#21
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There is something wrong with the world if we have to be really careful with everything we say.


+1

Surprise! You touchy bastards!

People sometimes use something called a hyperbole. It's also known as EXAGGERATION to make a point...many authors use it to enhance an opinion, and thus it's also used in daily speech.

There's something seriously wrong with he world today.
#22
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+1

Surprise! You touchy bastards!

People sometimes use something called a hyperbole. It's also known as EXAGGERATION to make a point...many authors use it to enhance an opinion, and thus it's also used in daily speech.

There's something seriously wrong with he world today.


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#23
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What?

*really slowly and enunciativley*his dad was as serious as you having an erection problem would be to you

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#24
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I just got a 10 day suspension, and I'm probably going to get expelled(they haven't decided yet) And I get to go to court for charges of 2nd degree Terroristic Threat in a few weeks.

Why? because I told someone at school that I wanted to kill him. Everyone thought that meant I was going to bring a machine gun to school the next day. I was just expressing my hatred towards him. This is bull****, I'm probably going to go to Jail for this. People need to chill the **** out.

You: Have you ever seen an attractive woman?
Prosecutor: Yes.
You: Since you found her attractive, is it safe to assume you wanted to have sex with her?
Prosecutor: ……Yes.
You: Did you rape her?
Prosecutor: No!
You: The same way you are in control of your actions, I am of mine. Just because I want to do something doesn't mean I should or will.

-SD
#25
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*really slowly and enunciativley*his dad was as serious as you having an erection problem would be to you


Thank you =)
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#26
haha, better than my friend. hes a registered sex offender now because he went streaking
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#27
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There is something wrong with the world if we have to be really careful with everything we say.

Seriously. It seems like everyday we sacrifice more freedoms for safety. Whether or not it was smart of me to say that doesn't matter, I should be allowed to say what I want.
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Thank you =)

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#30
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I'm gonna kill everyone in this thread!!!! Now I'm a terrorist too!


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#31
I got expelled from school for this, twice but they where both private schools, if you go to public school you'll probably just get a suspension.

And theres no way in hell you will be jailed for that.
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#32
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#33
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I just got a 10 day suspension, and I'm probably going to get expelled(they haven't decided yet) And I get to go to court for charges of 2nd degree Terroristic Threat in a few weeks.

Why? because I told someone at school that I wanted to kill him. Everyone thought that meant I was going to bring a machine gun to school the next day. I was just expressing my hatred towards him. This is bull****, I'm probably going to go to Jail for this. People need to chill the **** out.
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#34
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I got expelled from school for this, twice but they where both private schools, if you go to public school you'll probably just get a suspension.

And theres no way in hell you will be jailed for that.

They told me that I can try to explain that I wasn't serious, because after all it was just a hyperbole. But they said that I will still probably serve some Jail time. I also didn't tell the vice principal that I had 3 months on the shelf from previous legal issues. So yeah, this is worse than a suspension
#36
was it like he steps on your toe, "ouch! im so gonna kill you!", or was it like, "i will murder you, you bastard. " context and tone are everything.
#37
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The worst part about it, my dad was erection problem serious.

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#38
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They told me that I can try to explain that I wasn't serious, because after all it was just a hyperbole. But they said that I will still probably serve some Jail time. I also didn't tell the vice principal that I had 3 months on the shelf from previous legal issues. So yeah, this is worse than a suspension



They're just trying to scare you, when this happened to me I didn't even get charged, let alone go to jail, if you're really scared talk to a lawyer ASAP.
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#39
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my friend got a 5 day suspension for calling a middle eastern teacher at my school a terrorist i thought it was fvcking redicul-ose



Thats racism dumbass
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You: Have you ever seen an attractive woman?
Prosecutor: Yes.
You: Since you found her attractive, is it safe to assume you wanted to have sex with her?
Prosecutor: ……Yes.
You: Did you rape her?
Prosecutor: No!
You: The same way you are in control of your actions, I am of mine. Just because I want to do something doesn't mean I should or will.

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