#1
This has probably already been done but I'm bored so here it goes,
one person says a band and the next person posts a review for that band.
EXAMPLE
1st person
THAT ONE BAND
2nd person
THEY SUCK
pretty easy just for fun and for those who stay up late and have nothing to do.
Ill start off

one of my favorites
THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA
#2
They suck balls. They're not even metal and they make scene kids think that they are listening to grindcore.

Now a good band: Death.
#5
THEY SUCK


oh
and this thread fails, because:
1) i dont give a **** about anyone elses opinion, and i doubt anyone else cares either
2)TDWP sucks more **** than i can imagine (just thought id throw it in there)
3)and did i mention that whole thing about opinions, if someone doesnt eventually report this, it will just turn into everyone saying everything sucks and alot of 14 year olds will be mad because someone said that metallica sucks
Vikings? What Vikings? We are but poor, simple farmers. The village was burning when we got here, and the people must have slain themselves.
#7
Testament: Amazing band. A lot of variety, great material when they really mesh. Skolnick is probably the best thrash metal lead guitarist.

Strapping Young Lad?

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#10
DevilDriver are ****ing rad. I can't fault them although their 1st album was a bit Nu metalish. I can't wait for their next album

Johnny Cash?
#12
Not one good band has been named so far.

Dark Tranquillity.
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#13
Death? SYL? Johnny Cash..... :S.....not metal, but..? :P

But Dark Tranquillity's pretty good, I can't help but say they're a bit boring to me, though.
#15
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#17
At the Gates are manageable..

let's try the current ruler and leader of all metal

O-P-E-T-H
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#18
Great band. Lost some of their cds in the Great Jeep Fire of 2008. Mikeal is a genius.

Emperor
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#19
My favorite black metal band and one of my favorite guitarists.

Immolation?
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#21
Didn't think you liked black metal...
Never heard Immolation... (therefore it stays as the band being reviewed.)
Nebredit: Nvm.
Can't remember much Atheist... (therefore it stays as the band being reviewed.)
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#23
Listening to them right now, I do like it.
Ensiferum?
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#24
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Didn't think you liked black metal...

I sincerely hope that's sarcasm...

And Ensiferum are awesome. Not as awesome as Korpiklaani but still awesome.

Suffocation?
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SO if Janne and Alexi did a gay porn, would I be the only one willing to buy it?

That's a dumb question, you know everyone in here would buy it too. I know I would!

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#26
Well,
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let's try the current ruler and leader of all metal

O-P-E-T-H

But hey, I'll do it again...
Mikeal is a genius, writes great songs. His work on Ayreon was great too. Opeth is one of the greatest metal bands ever...
Immortal?
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#27
Immortal: Solid grim and frostbitten black metal from start to finish. They also win the world for the Call of the Wintermoon video.

Celtic Frost?
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#28
Celtic Frost-good, solid guitar playing. Some songs aren't doing it for me, but most of them are like, 9 out of 10.
#29
Excellent excellent band minus Cold Lake.Monotheist is incredible and those guys are majorly influential.

Pig Destroyer!
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#34
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Good. the name makes them seem like a parody band but...

It basically means "Cop Killer",i dunno i think it's cool.

.....edit:

Demiricous; pretty mediocre thrash/core from what I've heard, terrible terrible vocals but with a few cool thrash riffs.

Neurosis
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#35
Epic. Sludge used to the effect of "win". I prefer Mastodon, etc., but Neurosis were the pioneers.

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