#1
Inspired partly by the "Horrible Things You Did As a Kid" thread, and partly from the story, share with us, /pit/, the horrible/horrid things you do now. I shall start.


Sometimes, when I mow the grass, I pretend I'm Hitler and all the grass blades are Jews. And today I blurted out, "Die you stupid Jews!" and my mom heard, but me being the smart person I am, when she asked what I said I told her this, "I never said that, I said I love the morning dew."

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#2
I wank a lot.


A LOT.

Oh yeah, this is The Pit, not /pit/.
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#3
I laugh at those less fortunate then me... and I'm already pretty low.
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#4
I throw rocks at birds and then sodomize them, and then stick a needle and thread up their ass and through their mouth until I have a whole string of mutilated birds and then I go and taunt the school children with it.

Also, I occasionally use swear words.
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Sometimes, when I mow the grass, I pretend I'm Hitler and all the grass blades are Jews.


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Sometimes, when I mow the grass, I pretend I'm Hitler and all the grass blades are Jews, and today I blurted out, "Die you stupid Jews!"



Alright, I'm sigging that. :P
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Alright, I'm sigging that. :P


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I throw rocks at birds and then sodomize them, and then stick a needle and thread up their ass and through their mouth until I have a whole string of mutilated birds and then I go and taunt the school children with it.

Also, I occasionally use swear words.


I can't get that image out of my head. Thank you.
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I throw rocks at birds and then sodomize them, and then stick a needle and thread up their ass and through their mouth until I have a whole string of mutilated birds and then I go and taunt the school children with it.

Also, I occasionally use swear words.


You MONSTER!
#16
I fart on my girlfriend and waft it at her.


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#18
I also make cats swallow razor wire until it comes out their ass and then I floss them to death.
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#20
I'm a terrible person because my best friend is anti-drinking and I've been lying and hiding the fact that I drink from him for a year.

I also made out with his ex-girlfriend who he is not over.

I lie, a lot.

When I'm alone, I sometimes look through other people's things.

There's more that don't come to mind at the moment.
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I throw rocks at birds and then sodomize them, and then stick a needle and thread up their ass and through their mouth until I have a whole string of mutilated birds and then I go and taunt the school children with it.

Also, I occasionally use swear words.


Oh dang dude! You're terrible...
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#27
I trick blind women into touching my privates.
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#31
i bait old men into coming to my house under the pretense of sex then get them arrested.

Yeah. The rumors are true. I'm a twat.
#33
I pee in the shower

I wank

When I play Pro Evo and start loosing I become racist, screaming racist things at the opponents

I lie about little things

probably more but I can't think of any right now
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