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#1
Alright, my friend can't throw up. she stuck her fingers down her throat, chopsticks, everything (not everything..but still) shes feeling really sick, and usually vomiting helps clear infection..any advice on how to throw up when you can't? Lol.
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#3
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#6
the body knows what it's doing, for the most part. If it's not throwing up, there's probably a reason for it that maybe only her body knows.
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#11
I have no idea xD
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#12
ipecac, or put a decent amount of baking soda in water and have her drink it
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#15
perhaps drinking a glass of vegetable oil and make her spin for around 5 minutes after drinking.. that could do the trick.. peace!
#16
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Ipecac


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#18
Grope her breasts violently.

After you're done, make her drink some salt water or something, that should help.
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#20
+1 to ipecac only take a little though
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#21
Feed her Marmite and then ejaculate down her throat.
That'd create a horrible concoction in her esophagus, thus she will proceed to vomit.
#22
make her swallow a pint of blood it works no ****ing joke
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#23
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OMG DEEPTHROAT NAO



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#25
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make her swallow a pint of blood it works no ****ing joke



and for those who don't cut themselves you can drink ipecac
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#26
show her bme pain olympics!
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#27
You can eat a spherical emetic given to you by a powerful river spirit.


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#29
make her watch 2 girls one cup and if that doesnt do it than pain Olympics


oh damn somebody already suggested that
#30
sorry, but i have to vote deepthroat. if she doesn't consent, then ipecac.
#31
^If she doesn't consent, do it anyway, but harder.


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make her swallow a pint of blood it works no ****ing joke



Excuse me, why the FUCK do you know that?
#33
Actually, I wanted the pit to answer this.
Only they would know the answer...xD
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Schecter S1 Diamond series.
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#34
basically, just convince yourself that you're going to throw up, then when you get nauseous, kind of like half-burp until you start to feel chunks. once they start, its hard to stop. and gross.

i hate throwing up, but i can't keep anything down. its like i'm unwillingly bulemic ):

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#35
Quote by stringmagician
^If she doesn't consent, do it anyway, but harder.


Excuse me, why the FUCK do you know that?



because its part of vampirism, theres a limit to drinking over a pint can induce vomiting, and lead to worse bodily harm done,under a pint is fine over a pint becomes dangerous and has its effect.

what can i say me and a few friends i kno are drinkers (not of alcohol) lolz
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because its part of vampirism, theres a limit to drinking over a pint can induce vomiting, and lead to worse bodily harm done,under a pint is fine over a pint becomes dangerous and has its effect.

what can i say me and a few friends i kno are drinkers (not of alcohol) lolz



^Has issuses.


only cause he thinks the same way I do. xD
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#37
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She?


OMG DEEPTHROAT NAO



pretty much my first thought.


but im guessing you arent big enough to make her throw up.


sooooo, idk. ipecac?
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#39
Or just get a lot of water and don't stop chugging until she throws up. Orrrrrrr can't you like drown from that?

I'd go with "OMG DEEPTHROAT NAO" or ipecac
#40
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salty water

+2

It's good to know how to make yourself throw up. For your own safety I mean. Consider, if you ate, swallowed, drank, digested, whatever something you weren't supposed to, it's good to know how to get rid of it before any damage is done.
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