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#2
Get some nuts! Arrrgghhhhhmmmmmmmm!!!! Nah Mars bars are pretty sexual

Wait a minute, you had a Mars bar at this time? For breakfast? That's manly!
Rule number three: Never open the package

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#3
Better when they're deep fried:

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#4
mars free baaaaaaarrrrs 1 in 6 bars goes freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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#5
Disclaimer: Not any six bars may not contain a win.

Ahaha, that cracked me up. People and their lack of statistical knowledge ringing up complaining about buying 6 and not winnning

Mars=Best bar evar.
#6
Recipe!

Mars Bar Slice

4 Mars Bars ( I like the king size because I am a chocoholic) sliced into pieces.
1 Tin Condensed Milk
1 Packet of Chocolate backed Scotch Fingers ( I use home brand, makes no difference)
100 grams melted Butter
300 grams melting Choc Buds ( dark for the adults)

Preheat oven to 180 degrees Celsius. Crush biscuits and then add melted butter, press into a slice tin. Arrange Mars Bar pieces on top of biscuit base. Pour over evenly tin of condensed milk. Do not lick the lid OK. I know it is tempting but it is really dangerous for your tongue. Trust me, I know. Bake in the oven for 25 to 30 Min's, until golden and bubbly. Allow to cool and refrigerate. Then melt the choc buds in the microwave on a medium setting ( 450 watts) Allow to sit until the chocolate sets. Then cut into pieces. I always cut of the edges off so that the slice pieces are even and pretty. Don't worry there is always someone around to take the edge bits of your hands. Refrigerate and eat at will. I have absolutely no idea how long it lasts in the fridge, as it disappears like magic. Enjoy. So Easy

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Recipe from http://squishyness14.blogspot.com/2007_02_07_archive.html - don't sue me!
#7
Here's a question.

WHY do Mars Planets contain crunchy ones, when there is no sign of any crunchiness in a normal Mars Bar???
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#9
The crunchy ones are just Maltesers though. This is such a gyp.
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#12
I buy Mars Rocks, purely because it contains the word Rock. However snickers pwn mars. Because they are identical except the snickers have nuts, which
A) tastes good and
B) can be used to kill people with allergies.
#13
mars bars are =1 with snickers for me
??? Fund: cba to keep up with it.
will at least try when I get a jerb
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#14
Snickers is indeed way better than Mars, because it's tastier and, as said above, it can be a lethal weapon.
I just need about $3.50
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#16
My dog once ate a whole mini marsbar whilst it was still in the wrapper......came out whole as well
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#17
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#18
I'm a diabetic.

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#20
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i just had a mars bar as well...

although i had one of those 'fun' sized ones..



I don't know why they call those small things fun, it's gone in 2 bites, that's no fun that's torture
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#21
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They're fantastic, Scotlands national dish too.

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#22
chomp chomp chomp, oh, a person with an allergy! DIE YOU WEAK-STOMACHED BUFFOON! THIS IS FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO EAT ANY NUTS OTHER THAN YOUR FATHER'S! *Throws half eaten snickers into mouth*
#23
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I just had a Mar Bar, and it was awesome, as usual.



What is there not to love about this king of chocolate bars?


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y ur marzbarz look diff. 2 ozzie 1s?

and mars bars taste quite good IMO, but i cant eat them coz ill get fat
#24
I remember those. They were pretty popular in the nineties. They don't make em anymore I guess.
#28
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chomp chomp chomp, oh, a person with an allergy! DIE YOU WEAK-STOMACHED BUFFOON! THIS IS FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO EAT ANY NUTS OTHER THAN YOUR FATHER'S! *Throws half eaten snickers into mouth*


that's awesome
I just need about $3.50
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#32
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#33
As pointed out, your wrapper is different to ours.
Which is weird.

But yeah. I love Mars Bars.
And Jupiter Bars. Anyone heard of them? They're like, nutty and peanut buttery.
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#34
I don't believe we have those in the States, at least, not where I'm at.

What are they comparable to in taste? I've always wondered.
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#36
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I think (don't know) that they're like your milky way. It's nougat with caramel on top covered in chocolate.


Sounds about right.

It's strange, since Mars sells a lot of different candy here...just not that specific bar, it seems. Probably brand-name familiarity and marketing issues, or something similar.
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#38
A Martian and a human meet.

Martian: Hello, I am from Mars.

Human: And I am from Snickers!
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Last edited by Guitar0player at May 20, 2008,
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