#1
me and a group of friends were at the pub a few weeks ago talking and we were trying to explain sarcasm to one of the other dudes girlfriends who's japanese. we couldnt think of any possible explanation other than saying 'being silly' there wasn't really anything that came to mind...


any ideas pit?
upon discussing Shay Laren..

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and horny things we done as youngsters, this one involving involving poo..

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#2
Saying one thing but meaning the opposite?

Try looking in a dictionary pal.
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#3
i'll let you off cuz your a red dwarfer
upon discussing Shay Laren..

Originally Posted by FloyDZeD
I googled her, and now I have a boner. Thanks a lot.



and horny things we done as youngsters, this one involving involving poo..

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If you can't explain sarcasm, you must be the smartest man in the world. *insert *
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#7
Deliberately saying something exaggerated when in fact you mean the opposite. Kinda similar to irony.

By the way, that's incredibly simple to explain...
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#8
im still waiting on someone stating the bleedin' obvious...

... yes my mother is sarcastic
upon discussing Shay Laren..

Originally Posted by FloyDZeD
I googled her, and now I have a boner. Thanks a lot.



and horny things we done as youngsters, this one involving involving poo..

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im still waiting on someone stating the bleedin' obvious...

... yes my mother is sarcastic


Your MOM is sarcastic! BAM!
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Your MOM is sarcastic! BAM!


my mother rocks, she used to sell me labert and butler cigarettes, 20 for 3 quid she can also drink more than any bloke i know and not even feel drunk!
upon discussing Shay Laren..

Originally Posted by FloyDZeD
I googled her, and now I have a boner. Thanks a lot.



and horny things we done as youngsters, this one involving involving poo..

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Quote by little david
my mother rocks, she used to sell me labert and butler cigarettes, 20 for 3 quid she can also drink more than any bloke i know and not even feel drunk!


Psh, if she were a REAL mum she would give you those cigs for free.
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#13
Saying something meaning the opposite, because it is so obvious.


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Psh, if she were a REAL mum she would give you those cigs for free.


mmmm free lung cancer
upon discussing Shay Laren..

Originally Posted by FloyDZeD
I googled her, and now I have a boner. Thanks a lot.



and horny things we done as youngsters, this one involving involving poo..

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my mother rocks, she used to sell me labert and butler cigarettes, 20 for 3 quid she can also drink more than any bloke i know and not even feel drunk!


You've now convinced me that you were not in a pub and are only 11-14 years old. Your mum is soooo cool
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mmmm free lung cancer


Of course! Who in their right mind would PAY to die early??...


.....
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#17
TS, google it, maybe? It is actually REALLY hard to explain...
here's what i got:


sar·casm (sär'kăz'əm) pronunciation
n.

1. A cutting, often ironic remark intended to wound.
2. A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule.
3. The use of sarcasm. See synonyms at wit1.

[Late Latin sarcasmus, from Greek sarkasmos, from sarkazein, to bite the lips in rage, from sarx, sark-, flesh.]
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You've now convinced me that you were not in a pub and are only 11-14 years old. Your mum is soooo cool


well my mum is cooler in comparison to my dads side of the family lets put it that way which other mum would sell ya cheap cigs?
upon discussing Shay Laren..

Originally Posted by FloyDZeD
I googled her, and now I have a boner. Thanks a lot.



and horny things we done as youngsters, this one involving involving poo..

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my mother rocks, she used to sell me labert and butler cigarettes, 20 for 3 quid she can also drink more than any bloke i know and not even feel drunk!


Basically, you're saying your mum's more manly than most men.
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I know how you feel, TS. My last trip to Japan can be summarized into a 20 minute conversation on how to describe "Loser" as an insult to a cute Japanese girl...
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#21
sarcasm is really easy to explain(!)........<---example
it is hard, say something in such a way that it sounds like you mean it so much, you meant he exact opposite, best i can do
btw a "(!)" implys sarcasm in text i think
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Basically, you're saying your mum's more manly than most men.


nah just got the stomach of a concrete elephant
upon discussing Shay Laren..

Originally Posted by FloyDZeD
I googled her, and now I have a boner. Thanks a lot.



and horny things we done as youngsters, this one involving involving poo..

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Hmm, I'll try to explain:

Uhh... It's when you say something, for example, your friend is playing the guitar and he fails miserably, and then you say, "Wow, You are Soooo good!" but are really just saying that and not meaning it.

If that confused you, then how about this:

You say something about another thing but exaggerate it and mean the opposite. (Another example... I Guess): *dude is about to jump off a cliff* and you say, "That doesn't look dangerous!" And you say it in a way where it sounds like you were just saying that to "kidd around".

Wow, I think I failed... (Not sarcasm)
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