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#1
I didn't get any presents but I am used to that.

I feel old and slightly depressed, but it could be worse.

At least I am not one of the seals being clubbed by that fellow UGer

Anywho, Happy Birthday Rickyy.
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#2
lulz can i have some cake? no happy bday unless you got cake!
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#4
How come?

I'm sure The Pit can make your birthday better, happy birthday dude

Edit: Maybe not

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#5
No presents?

You can have one from me.

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#7
No I don't have any cake, sorry guys.
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#8
At least you get let out of your cage on your birthday .

Happy Birthday, they're probably going to surprise you last minute d00d .
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#9
Ahh, I forgot me present, here's an Australian New Wave/Pop band for you.

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#11
Hey, happy 19th

My 17th birthday was about a week ago.
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#12
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At least you get let out of your cage on your birthday .

Happy Birthday, they're probably going to surprise you last minute d00d .



No, I don't have many friends and none of which would ''surprise'' me. I come from a lower class family that can barely make bills, let alone give presents.

It's all good though, at least I am not quadriplegic.
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#15
Happy Birthday dude!

I didn't get you anything physical, just the warm feeling you should get when a complete randomer says something nice.

Hope you have a spiffing day.

RMF


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#17
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No, I don't have many friends and none of which would ''surprise'' me. I come from a lower class family that can barely make bills, let alone give presents.

It's all good though, at least I am not quadriplegic.


You're very optimistic
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#18
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Here have some pity,thats what you want isnt it?Why else would you make such a thread.



My most sincere apologies, sire. Only the good lord could forgive me for taking up such valuable space that could be better used for making more penis and fart threads.

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#20
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I feel old and slightly depressed, but it could be worse.



Go cut yourself. If you haven't gotten any pussy yet, your a vaginaface.
#21
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Go cut yourself. If you haven't gotten any pussy yet, your a vaginaface.



I've been with my girlfriend for almost 3 years, but thanks.
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#23
Quote by rickyy
I didn't get any presents but I am used to that.

I feel old and slightly depressed, but it could be worse.

At least I am not one of the seals being clubbed by that fellow UGer

Anywho, Happy Birthday Rickyy.


You're nineteen. You need to cut that out.

Nineteen.

You have so much more to learn as a person that it's ridiculous - hell, at nineteen, your body is probably just winding down to the end of puberty. And you feel old?

Yes, it's a pity that your birthday wasn't noted and your family is poor, but seriously, you should be bemoaning your lack of age.
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#25
Happy Birthday dude!

I got you what every birthday party needs!



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#26


There you go, have a really big cake with pokemon things on. Happy bday!
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#27
Thanks a lot guys, I really appreciate it.

Even you, wasup99999999, I thank you for your douchebaggery.
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#28
I got you TWO presents! The Queen of Britain and large bottle of milk (with a free baby)!



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#30
Quote by rickyy
Thanks a lot guys, I really appreciate it.

Even you, wasup99999999, I thank you for your douchebaggery.



@wasup99999999:

I belive you just got pwnt. GTFO.


AND, I got you an intelligent lolcat

#31
happy b-day man! getting no presents sucks, but go out with some friends and party hard!

oh, here is your present. let`s have a nice german weizen beer. cheers!

#32
Happy Birthday.

Play a Cort ?

Play with V-Picks ?

Every minute is to be Grasped........................................................................Time waits for nobody.

#34
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God those look tasty.

Happy Birthday!
#35
Salutations
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#38
In Canada nineteen is the drinking age...
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#39
I came onto this thread with the intentions of saying something along the lines of pwnt.
But reading, sorry man, hope things look up in the future
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