#1
Looking back on my childhood i realise that i was lied to pure and simple. To get me to go to school my parents told me that my nursery had flooded, so off to school i went.

My nursery was on a hill
i couldve stayed in nursery and played with toy trains

what lies were you told when you were young that were a load of crap?
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#3
lucky, i got told of by a friends mum for telling her son that he didnt exist, just because he was 7 doesnt mean he shouldnt know the truth.
"Swim in a lake of death, eaten by crocodiles!"

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#4
Thank fuck Santa is real then eh?

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#5
My dad told me if I got shampoo in my eyes in the shower, then they would fall out. Great parenting eh.
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My dad told me if I got shampoo in my eyes in the shower, then they would fall out. Great parenting eh.
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#8
Quote by dan ramP
lucky, i got told of by a friends mum for telling her son that he didnt exist, just because he was 7 doesnt mean he shouldnt know the truth.


Mind****!

Oh you mean Santa.
#9
that forks and spoons explode if put in the microwave. since then ive been scared to put one in. i did it once and was like OH **** AHHHHH and ran to get it out. it was hot. nothing happened.
#11
they once told me my cat went to a pet shop or something and that he was happy and i asked every day if we could visit them.
then after 2 months or so they said they put the cat to sleep in that place
i was 10 at the time
#12
Quote by dan ramP
lucky, i got told of by a friends mum for telling her son that he didnt exist, just because he was 7 doesnt mean he shouldnt know the truth.


heh that had me wondering, and yess mind**** indeed.
#13
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heh that had me wondering, and yess mind**** indeed.


oops, i guess a level english lang doesnt help my grammer
"Swim in a lake of death, eaten by crocodiles!"

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#15
my next door neighbour used to tell me that if i touched his squishy place Santa would bring me more presents. never worked though.........HEY WAIT A MINUTE
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#17
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There's a simple reason you've all been lied to. You're all adopted.


was not! *runs off to ask*
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#18
Quote by TJ1991
There's a simple reason you've all been lied to. You're all adopted.



dammit just when i thought my life was normal it turns out that im adopted, no wonder why i was confused when i tried to figure out why my parents are of the afro/carribean origin
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#19
My uncle once told me there were two moons, one out the back of our house, and one out the front. I ran out to see both of them....
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