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#3
This thread is Completely Uncalled For....
Quote by guitarhero_764


Chuck Norris>Pokemon>Us>You>Your mom>diglett


Grundy 1 Cancer 0
#4
I lol'ed
I'M IN THE FIGHT TO CURE CYSTIC FIBROSIS...MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!


Quote by JustRooster
I'm a straight man, but I'd put that surfcaster right in my mouth.



Quote by JD2k9
Well, life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
Also, it's short but seems long when it gets hard.
#7
Either way...

Knock Knock...Whos there?....Not Madeline McCann


(Goes to hell)
#10
Quote by Moggan13
Either way...

Knock Knock...Whos there?....Not Madeline McCann


(Goes to hell)


That was very inappropriate.

I feel cruel, because I rofl'd.
#11
I lol'd
Quote by webbtje
I've lost my bovine virginity.

I'm not even going to tell you what that means.


I loves bagels!

Proud member of the Trivium fans group
#12
KNOCK KNOCK


Who's there?


BANANA


Banana who?


KNOCK KNOCK


Who's there?


BANANA


Banana who?


KNOCK KNOCK


Who's there?


BANANA


Banana who?


KNOCK KNOCK


Who's there?


BANANA


Banana who?


KNOCK KNOCK


Who's there?


BANANA


Banana who?


KNOCK KNOCK


Who's there?


BANANA


Banana who?


KNOCK KNOCK


Who's there?


BANANA


Banana who?


KNOCK KNOCK


Who's there?


BANANA


Banana who?


KNOCK KNOCK


Who's there?


BANANA


Banana who?


KNOCK KNOCK


Who's there?


BANANA


Banana who?


KNOCK KNOCK


Who's there?


BANANA


Banana who?


KNOCK KNOCK


Who's there?


ORANGE

Orange who?

ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA?!?!?!?!?!??! LUZLZ!
<Han> I love Hitler
#13
"that was awesome"


no
Quote by innertom
So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
#15
Quote by toine
your funny


no

You’re not funny


Yes
Quote by innertom
So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
#16
Quote by mikko_9119
You’re not funny


Yes

you're funny


.. yes
that made me lol :p
#18
Quote by toine
you're funny


.. yes
that made me lol :p

wow... i won one!

Knock Knock

Whos there?

Andy

Andy who?

And he bit me again!!

stupid websites
Quote by innertom
So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
#19
knock knock

whose there?

BOO!!!!

(reply)

Dont cry its only a joke

and

Knock knock

whose there

little old lady

(reply)

didnt know you could yodle


(obvs gotta say them out load haha) my lil sis makes lame jokes
Im quite proud of that LOL

Quote by Unreal445
i found it funny that the pit reported it faster than sky news


Beneath The Fallen
#20
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!


Made me lol anyway.
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']^ This man knows everything.

Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
Quote by Kumanji
@ yet another win post from Vince. Kudos to you, sir.
#21
knock, knock!
who's there?
you
you who?
shut up you fag :d

just thought of it myself :p
#22
Quote by toine
knock, knock!
who's there?
you
you who?
shut up you fag :d

just thought of it myself :p


LMAO
Im quite proud of that LOL

Quote by Unreal445
i found it funny that the pit reported it faster than sky news


Beneath The Fallen
#24
Quote by Gerald The Mous
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Go fuck yourselves.

e-cookie to whoever knows what this is from. :B

cast away tom hanks said it :p
#25
knock knock,
who's there?
me i kill you
Quote by Zugunruhe
"sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will violate me sexually."
#26
Quote by pogo the clown
knock knock,
who's there?
me i kill you

lol john wayne gacy ^^
#28
Quote by toine
cast away tom hanks said it :p


its actually from Catch Me If You Can
Gear:
Fender Telecaster w/ Vintage Noiseless Pickup
Epi Les Paul SH-2/SH-11
Fender Blues Jr.

Fender Jazz Bass w/ Badass II Bridge & Custom Shop '69 Pickups
Fender P-Bass w/ Basslines 1/4lb. pickup
Ibanez GSR200
Fender Bassman 150
#29
I laughed...I'll admit it.
Quote by SmElLy KiD
That is priceless man, you might be my new idol.


TS, whenever I see your username, I misread it as "isuckhardcocks."

Just had to get that out there.

We're ticking away, the moments that make up the dull days
#30
Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Me!

Me who?

That's right!

What's right?

Meehoo!

That's what I want to know!

What's what you want to know?

Me who?

Yes, exactly!

Exactly what?

Yes, I have an Exactlywatt on a chain!

Exactly what on a chain?

Yes!

Yes what?

No, Exactlywatt!

That's what I want to know!

I told you - Exactlywatt!

Exactly what?

Yes!

Yes what?

Yes, it's with me!

What's with you?

Exactlywatt - that's what with me.

Me who?

Yes!

Go away!

Knock, knock...
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#31
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Rick.

Rick who?

RICK ASTLEY!!!


Knock knock.

Who's there?

Freezer.

Freezer who?

Free ze lul wut pear.
#32
Quote by IncendiumMortem
its actually from Catch Me If You Can

i thought i won a cookie
#33
knock knock

whos there?

little lad

little lad who?

I’m a little lad who loves Berries and Cream!!!


meh
Quote by innertom
So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
#34
Knock knock

Who's there?

Zee Gestapo

The Gestapo who?

JUST KIDDING VEE DO NOT KNOCK!!!!


Knock knock

Who's there?

Zee Gestapo

The Gestapo who?

*smack* VEE ASK ZE QWESTIONS!
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
You can't prove that people DON'T walk on water. turn water into wine etc.
#35
riiight...... there funier things in life.
Quote by PlayMadness

Isn't it a little big-headed to name yourself "God," TS?

no.

Quote by Simsimius
I love you TS.


Quote by Ganoosh

Any thread with that title is sure to deliver, and this one...well...it did.
#36
Quote by GnR_ROK
Knock knock

Who's there?

Zee Gestapo

The Gestapo who?

JUST KIDDING VEE DO NOT KNOCK!!!!


Knock knock

Who's there?

Zee Gestapo

The Gestapo who?

*smack* VEE ASK ZE QWESTIONS!


HAHAHA...

Quote by Altoidwithmelon
Hambonicus, that was epic with a side of win


98% of teens have been around or have had alcohol. Put this in your sig if you like bagels.

Proud member of the "I don't believe in global warming clan".
#37
Knock Knock

Who's there?

Shannon Matthews now let me out!


Yes it's old but still class
Hull City A.F.C

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