#1
So I was in the boys' locker room at my school when I saw a phone just sittin' there. I decided to swipe it. What's some funny things I can do to it?
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Vagina's tend to be not all that great looking most of the time. It's all... flappy. Looks sloppy.

I'd have to say guy junk wins but not by much. It's like winning a beauty contest against Steve Buscemi.
#5
Go on a rampage, that's what my friend did. Some guys on a bike snatched his phone so as they were taking off he dragged the other guy off and beat him up.

Dident get him his phone back but still
#8
You sir, are a tool of the highest caliber.
Old king cole was a merry old soul, a merry old soul was he.
He called for his pipe, and he called for his bowl( ****ing stoner)
and he called information for numbers he could have easily looked up in the phone book.
#9
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Erm, give it back to him.


I don't really like the kid. He's always been a prick to me.
Quote by PaperStSoapCo
Vagina's tend to be not all that great looking most of the time. It's all... flappy. Looks sloppy.

I'd have to say guy junk wins but not by much. It's like winning a beauty contest against Steve Buscemi.
#13
Give it back and stop being a dick. I hate you.
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