#3
Well he deserves it...he was being an ass.

Yeah I thought of it all by myself
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#4
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Well he deserves it...he was being an ass.

Yeah I thought of it all by myself


I lol'd.
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#6
That's great.

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


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#7
so when the man agrees to pay the medical bills, does that money actually get to the hospital...

sounds like someone is looking for any excuse for a little cha-ching
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#8
hahaha, i wish they never said anything about the owner and that it was just a random donkey
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#9
"A donkey has been sent to prison in southern Mexico for a brutal case of ass-ault and battery."

Oh dear..


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#10
He deserved everything he got!
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#12
That is so epic

I mean, what do they hope to do? Rehabilitate it?
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#13
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#14
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I mean, what do they hope to do? Rehabilitate it?

ha donkeys in white coats walking around gardens xD
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#15
now i can get that neighbor's damn dog off my lawn. *dials 911* hello 911?... yes, the perpetrator is pooping all over the driveway.
#18
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That is so epic

I mean, what do they hope to do? Rehabilitate it?

a man returns home after ten years in a mexican prison. he sees his wife, her face more wrinkled then he remembered it. after being asked many questions about his life in the big house the one he was looking forward to answering comes up. "how was your cellmate?"
"well," he says with a smile, "he was a bit of an ass."
#21
At least the prisoners will be gettin' some nice Donkey-tang now.
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#22
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Really? Have you heard a man eat his own head?

I Knew someone would say that, so Yes ,yes i have
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#23
What an ass-inine story, I swear that guy is an ass-hole, the donkey too for kicking him ass-side. I would be asshamed.
#25


This is almost as funny as the people of Hartlepool supposedly hanging a monkey they accused of being a French spy, because it was dressed as Napoleon.
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']^ This man knows everything.

Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
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#26
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What an ass-inine story, I swear that guy is an ass-hole, the donkey too for kicking him ass-side. I would be asshamed.

Dude , you killed it
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#27
That's...odd.
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