#1
So, I was just walking on my merry way, until suddenly I felt something sharp coming out in the back of my mouth, almost throat. At first I thought, "Hmm, is that my wisdom teeth coming in?" But was wondering hence the fact it was so far back. As I continued to run my tongue over this strange artifact I had realized more of the surface had appeared which made me ponder, " Is my wisdom tooth growing in?" And then all of a sudden, like a tulip in winter something comes out. I proceed to spit it out into my arm wondering as to what it is. It was about a cm long and 1/4 cm heighth with the color of a light orange/woody color, also it was very smooth somewhat in the shape of a very uncrescent crescent-moon. So fellow guitarists what might this strange artifact be?
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... pics i guess
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hardened seamen?
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post pics
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hardened seamen?


The funniness would have increased from 6 to 8 if you had spelled semen correctly.
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toenail?
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WTF?!?!


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It might be a worm or some other parasite dude. I'm being dead serious,yo should go to a doctor.

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Stop eating your mom out.
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It's a f*cking yellow rotten tooth. Jesus, brush your teeth before all of them fall out.
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#25
Probably tonsil stones. They're little yellow whitish things that pop out of your tonsils ocasionally. I think they're calcium based. My friend gets em and she digs em out with a Q-tip. Pretty ****ing gross to watch, but pretty normal to get.
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i don't think its from that^

something similar happens to me all the time i don't know what is from but i think it is food that gets caught in your throught, it smells too like you coughed up a tiny piece of ****...


**** dude, I thought that only happened to me... That **** smells worse than anything on the planet, and anytime I feel one on they way I spit it out as fast I possibly can. One time I spit it up on a grocery store floor and when it got flattened it literally stained the floor perminantly.