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#1
So I'm going down to the smoke shop to pick up a bowl. I'm sick of rolling blunts. I need a name. Don't let me down.
#8
Chataqua. It's sophisticated, "smoke worthy."

Or Mr. Bowl...?
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#9
pick something based on its appearance.

we had "the brain" (named both for the mouse, and its shape)
we had "roger" (looked like the alien from that one TV show)
we had "eyeball"
and we had "walter" -- the bong, named for the fat guy in Big Lebowski

let's see, we had "the butler," aka, "jeeves," aka "dramsey"... also had frodo, mr. baker, and "the chocolate swirl"

and yes, I mean had... I'm not really a pothead anymore, if I smoke I'll roll a joint but it's only now and again.
#10
Chaka Luther King
"If you don't show it, I cannot grope it."

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.."
#14
what about Raitron (pronounced ray-tron)
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#16
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gb2 420chan

gb2 not talking.

If I wanted advice from 420chan I would ask them.
However, I'm asking The Pit, so stop spamming my thread.
#17
My friend had a bowl that was really really stubby, but also really really wide. So we called it Biggie Smalls. One of the finest smokes I've ever experienced.
#18
Quote by Godsmack_IV
pics first. then we might consider naming it sheeva.

For serious can't name a bowl without seeing it, many a bowl I have christened I know this to be true.

DON'T PANIC! DON'T PANIC!
THEY DON'T LIKE IT UP 'EM!
#19
Can't you give it a more personal name? Getting a name from the pit doesn't seem like a really great way to get a name.

"So how did you come up with the idea of naming your bowl LOLWUT Penis?"

"Well, some 13 year guitarist that's addicted to masturbating from the internet came up with it."
#21
ehhh, smoking is for immature faaaags...


Name it Jack the Ripper or something similar that sounds like it relates to smoking.
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it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#22
Quote by Godsmack_IV
pics first. then we might consider naming it sheeva.

Alright I will try and get pics tomorrow.
#25
Quote by Mask_Of_Sanity
what about...
SUPER BOWL?!
...But you'd need to get permission...


Quote by -BlackZeppelin-
ehhh, smoking is for immature faaaags...


Name it Jack the Ripper or something similar that sounds like it relates to smoking.



Scratch what I said these are good. If I ever getting a pipe or bong or whatever I am gonna name it one of these.
#27
Quote by Don't Panic Ok?
Wesley Pipes.

A little too much Halfbaked?
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Quote by Fred1000000
BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#28
Quote by -BlackZeppelin-
A little too much Halfbaked?

Not enough.

DON'T PANIC! DON'T PANIC!
THEY DON'T LIKE IT UP 'EM!
#30
Quote by Don't Panic Ok?
Not enough.

Thats the right attitude! Fucking love that film.


Anyways heres SWIMS first and only pipe. SWIMS had for over a year and (crosses testes) NO DROPS. His name is Elephant Titus.

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Quote by Fred1000000
BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#32
Quote by FireandFlames
fixed


i fail....

awesome.

Quote by -BlackZeppelin-
Thats the right attitude! Fucking love that film.


Anyways heres SWIMS first and only pipe. SWIMS had for over a year and (crosses testes) NO DROPS. His name is Elephant Titus.


That's sweet.
#33
My old pipe looked like a judges gavel, so me and my friends decided to call it "judge dred"....ridding the world of illegal drugs one bowl at a time.


I hate when people call pipes "bowls" I dont know why, theres more to a pipe than just a bowl.
Quote by WaggyPlank
so yeah, now i have poop floating around in my ballsack.
#34
Quote by RiseAgainst
My old pipe looked like a judges gavel, so me and my friends decided to call it "judge dred"....ridding the world of illegal drugs one bowl at a time.


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Quote by Fred1000000
BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#37
Quote by IcePh0enix
penis

I can see it now...


"Hey man, where you going?"
"Oh, I'm going to go smoke my penis."


When i went to the shop to by my piece, the guy that worked there was telling us about these pipes they had shaped like penises. My friend asked if anyone ever bought them, and he said yeah that girls would by them and invite guys over to smoke and that was the only pipe they had. Rotten women.
Quote by WaggyPlank
so yeah, now i have poop floating around in my ballsack.
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