wat are some cliches that people use in relationships lik "lets see other people" or "just be friends" i was just letting my mind wander and started thinking about some so yah. i dont care if there clever, just overused, etc.
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hey, that was from "as good as it gets"

just friends, i'm not your type, yeah

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also, this:
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The whole concept of dating itself?
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we should just be friends and i dont want things to be akward like my last bf.

i was just about to say: aww damn it i knew u were gonna break up with me but did u have to do it so cheesily
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"my parents won't let me date until ___"
goddamn that pisses me off, just f*ckin say you don't wanna go on a date
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