#1
Does the American Idol judge have a volcano fetish? All the adjectives he uses in the show seem to revolve around ''Zomg super uber volcanic, magmatic, blazing hot!!!''
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#2
No, but he was the bassist for Journey
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#8
Pfft what does he know about music, he's a bassist!
I've had Alzheimer's Disease for as long as I can remember.

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#10
Dawg! Yo, man, dawg! Yo


Dawg, yo! Yo, dawg! Dawg, dawg! dawg! dawg!

Yo, dawg!


Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, check it, yo, dawg!

Dawg, yo! Yo! yoyo! yo! Dawg!

You watch american idol?
#11
he talks like a black man. there are a lot of volcanoes in africa. there you go, dawg. ive seen american idol twice.
#12
''Technological advancements are like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.'' - Albert Einstein
#14
Quote by FireandFlames
You forgot "dawg"



He's Randy Jackson, the ''dawg'' is implied.
''Technological advancements are like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.'' - Albert Einstein
#15
I'm not sure how people can take the judging seriously.

It's comprised of one guy having "yo, dawg, and the bomb" taking up 84% of his vocabulary, one woman drinking too much scotch beforehand, and a british guy that's probably only here because he insulted the queen and got kicked out.
#17
Quote by tourniquett
I'm not sure how people can take the judging seriously.

It's comprised of one guy having "yo, dawg, and the bomb" taking up 84% of his vocabulary, one woman drinking too much scotch beforehand, and a british guy that's probably only here because he insulted the queen and got kicked out.



Randy was also a model when he was younger.. I don't know what happened. Oh right, he's secretly a transformer. He has the body of a volcano
''Technological advancements are like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.'' - Albert Einstein
#19
Quote by tourniquett
I'm not sure how people can take the judging seriously.

It's comprised of one guy having "yo, dawg, and the bomb" taking up 84% of his vocabulary, one woman drinking too much scotch beforehand, and a british guy that's probably only here because he insulted the queen and got kicked out.

that is so sigable
#20
Quote by rickyy
He's Randy Jackson, the ''dawg'' is implied.


sad when you have to explain your joke.