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#1
If so, I'd like to know why. I'm writing an informal essay on why I hate babies and need some help.

Anything really would be appreciated. Things like parents who bring them on airplanes, babies in restaurants, etc. Stories are fine.

Thanks everyone.
#2
I was at a theatre once, trying to watch a movie, and this couple brought their baby, it was screaming the entire movie, and they wouldn't leave, and the damn kid just kept screaming.
#3
I don't hate them, I just consider them as I would a dog that won't stop barking.
#5
I hate babies because they're the only ones who understand the lost language of Babylon.
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No I hate toddlers though.
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They're too chewy. I much prefer foetuses myself.
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Its almost an unwritten rule that there MUST be a crying baby in every theater, on every plane and bus, and in every restaurant. I hate them.
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#11
I love babies because I can punt them like a football.
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#12
hideous, drooling little things. i hate the idea of having one of those little parasites grow inside me for nine months, cause me agonising pain for however many hours, and then depend on me for the next 18 years, making me feed it, bathe it, clean up its mess, get up in the middle of the night, pay for its school stuff, have to put up with a whinging adolescent, pay for phones, internet, credit, clothes, ipods, videogames, and have it hate me during the 13-18 age bracket anyway.

ugh, i'd rather just have a nice little pet instead. a puppy, which will still need looking after, but will reward me with mutual love, and being cute, and going for nice walks together, and not requiring clothing and electricity and so on and so forth.

seriously, babies freak me out. when someone hands me a baby to hold i panic and try and give it to someone else ASAP.

i guess i'm not the maternal type...
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#13
I love babies they are great with a side of panda.

Oh they are also too old to sex up
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#16
Because they drool.
Because they cry too much.
Because they scream like crazy when you're in a theatre trying to enjoy the film. (One of the reasons I don't go to theatre as often as I would like to)
Because everyone thinks they're cute.
They smell.
Their bald.

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#17
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I was at a theatre once, trying to watch a movie, and this couple brought their baby, it was screaming the entire movie, and they wouldn't leave, and the damn kid just kept screaming.

I ****ing hate that so much. Get a babysitter to watch your kids when you go out, don't make the other people miss parts from the movie because your kid won't shut up. It's rude to do that.
#18
I hate them because they make me think of all the responsibilities I would have if I had one and my Peter Pan complex coupled with my Superman complex just seriously can't take that! I'll take my two crazy complexes and live happily ever after!

P.S. My girlfriend feels the same way! Awesome!
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They're too chewy. I much prefer foetuses myself.


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Because they drool.
Because they cry too much.
Because they scream like crazy when you're in a theatre trying to enjoy the film. (One of the reasons I don't go to theatre as often as I would like to)
Because everyone thinks they're cute.
They smell.
Their bald.

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I hate them because they make me think of all the responsibilities I would have if I had one and my Peter Pan complex coupled with my Superman complex just seriously can't take that! I'll take my two crazy complexes and live happily ever after!

P.S. My girlfriend feels the same way! Awesome!



Well Superman did have a kid in his recent movie
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#23
they are the opposite of the boob. An antiboob if you will. I say this because some people say they love babies but they dont because babies dont need to breath only scream and poop. And for that reason alone they are reeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaally annoying.
#26
You are a horrible person...


one day son....


You'll knock up some slutty broad...


And they you'll learn to love babies....


Until then... you are a horrible person...
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Everyone says they are cute, beautiful, etc., but they aren't.

They're ****ing ugly.



-SD


I agree...but I still like kids
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Well Superman did have a kid in his recent movie


Yeah, but a Superman complex doesn't mean you think you are Superman. It means you feel you have to help everyone around you all the time, and having a kid while doing that and still feeling like a kid (Peter Pan complex) is just not gonna jive. (basically in my head I am perpetually the boy hero) I know, this all sounds nuts, trust me, my ex was a psych major, she dumped me because she couldn't even figure me out! The new girl is as screwed up as me, it's great!
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#31
How can you say you hate babies?


It's like saying " I hate people.... for a little while"...
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does anyone else think that baby picture looks a little bit like william shatner?
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How can you say you hate babies?


It's like saying " I hate people.... for a little while"...



That's not what's really being implied... Well if you read it literally sure...
The real thing is "Why can't you stand the presence of babbies?"
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does anyone else think that baby picture looks a little bit like william shatner?


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#35
I hate babies, they're assaulting to all 5 senses and just piss me off.

They're even worse when your smashing them up against walls and they start to cry like crazy until you boot them right into the brick wall.
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Because you can have one of these for less money.


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#38
To be an ignorant teenager/adult, you must first have been a baby.

Idiots....

(Oh, how I hope this thread is nothing but sarcasm.)

The theater thing is kind of irratating, but I haven't had it happen recently.
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Yeah, but a Superman complex doesn't mean you think you are Superman. It means you feel you have to help everyone around you all the time, and having a kid while doing that and still feeling like a kid (Peter Pan complex) is just not gonna jive. (basically in my head I am perpetually the boy hero) I know, this all sounds nuts, trust me, my ex was a psych major, she dumped me because she couldn't even figure me out! The new girl is as screwed up as me, it's great!


Yeah I know I was just playing off the Superman thing. I actually may have the same complex just haven't talked about it as I once had a plan to be a vigilante to help people. Anyway I'm actually wanting to do a psych major myself after high school.
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