#1
Whats the easiest way to do it?
Someone said burning it and using lemon juice, but i currently don't have any lemon juice.
Someone said there was something you could do with teabags also?
Anybody know what i could do quicky and easily?
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#3
Yeah, singe the edges and drag wet teabags across it.
When it dries it'll look a bit like old parchment.
#5
There is a certain paper you can get....the name escapes me but I wanna say it is parchment paper...anyway burn the edges of that and it looks pretty authentically oldish..
#7
yeah stain it with coffee, and burn the edges and blow it out quick
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Whats the easiest way to do it?
Someone said burning it and using lemon juice, but i currently don't have any lemon juice.
Someone said there was something you could do with teabags also?
Anybody know what i could do quicky and easily?

umm..wouldn't that hurt? but hey, i'm not one to judge, go for it!
...why?
#10
pee on it.
Honestly. Wtf?


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#11
make a pot of tea, let it cool, dip the paper in, let it dry, singe the edges a bit, et voila.

you could also drip a bit of candle wax on the bottom, and pretend it's a seal. i actually had a seal making kit thing when i was little lol, i got it from a castle gift shop
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drag teabags across it, then use a hairdryer on it. repeat as necessary

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#13
I found if you crinkle it up until it's soft and then leave it in window sill that get lots of sunlight for a few days... flip over and repeat... it looks are parchmenty....

An burn the edges... that just looks bad ass... like a treasure map or something...


Also make good rolling paper....
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Next time you go take a poo, wipe your arse with it, mate. That'll do.
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I found if you crinkle it up until it's soft and then leave it in window sill that get lots of sunlight for a few days... flip over and repeat... it looks are parchmenty....

An burn the edges... that just looks bad ass... like a treasure map or something...


Also make good rolling paper....

From notebook/computer paper? That's gross, paper is treated with all kinds of nasty chemicals.
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#18
i always keep buried paper reserves for such an occasion. if only i could remember where they are.
#19
Dissolve a stock cube in a small-ish amount of hot water and use bread to spread it on.

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Dissolve a stock cube in a small-ish amount of hot water and use bread to spread it on.

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. . or pee on it
Honestly. Wtf?


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#22
everybody burns the edges of paper to make it look old, it pisses me off! apparently every paper that has aged more than a century was in a terrible fire and saved just in time to still have the whole section readable, what are the odds?

instead use a pile of ash and say it couldnt be salvaged, saves you the work of writing something on it too
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i always keep buried paper reserves for such an occasion. if only i could remember where they are.

use a piece of said paper as a treasure map and find the hidden paper.
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#27
Rub icy h- *dead*

Seriously, crinkle it up, rip a few pieces off of it, use a teabag on it, and let it sit in the sun. Burn the edges if you want, but personally I agree with Wylde14's statement.
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#30
I remember a few years ago, my friend had to use teabags to "age" his paper for a project. Unfortunately, he was a bit misinformed, and instead of using regular tea, he used a fruit herbal tea. His paper ended up purple in the end.
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I remember a few years ago, my friend had to use teabags to "age" his paper for a project. Unfortunately, he was a bit misinformed, and instead of using regular tea, he used a fruit herbal tea. His paper ended up purple in the end.

we had a project where we had to antique the paper, and whenever my friends in class said "teabagging", i always thought they were talking about halo. made me feel like a retard.
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Put it on top of a table and leave it there for 100 years.
Presto, you got old looking paper.

well DUH
why didn't i think of that?
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Better yet. when you burn the edges, only do it so it's darker, not so that it's black.
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