#1
we know that both of them are good
michael angelo plays both left and right
yngwie plays neo classic tricks and sweeps
but we don't know who is a better guitar god
#5
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spoilers: neither of them are gods

i don't know malmsteen likes to ware a lot of crosses
#7
Yngwie in my opinion. This is going to be closed...
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