As a Fender player and almost fanboy, I show you this;


Fender® University is an exclusive new music experience for guitar enthusiasts worldwide. The inaugural session will take place Aug. 21 – 24, 2008 in Corona, Calif. The program will offer exclusive behind-the-scenes access to Fender’s manufacturing headquarters and world renowned Fender Custom Shop, in addition to a series of music workshops, hands-on educational experiences, performance opportunities and special guest appearances. Enrollment in the inaugural session is limited to 35 guitar and bass scholars worldwide and is open to players of all skill levels and musical styles over age 21. Join us in this exciting and unique opportunity to share in the legacy of Fender through a direct hands-on experience with our products and our people by enrolling now …

Now that you creamed your pants; hope u got 6.5k bux

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