#1
Zomg, Emz you have gotten old!

Happy 17th birthday today! I hope you have an awesome day.

I got you this:



and this:



Though I may eat it before you get to it!



Wish this awesome lass a great birthday!
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#2
Whooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!


I got you Monsters by the Meat Puppets. Because its the last thing in my clipboard. And I'll also get you my favorite guitarist.



He does n00dz.
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#3
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Whooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

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You'll Never Walk Alone
#4
i'd better give the traditional pineapple and cookie:


and


enjoy.
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#5
Old? 17?!

bah.

you damn kids.. keep it down and stay outta my yard.



(happy birthday)
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#6
17? Still not old enough >>
Happy birthday!
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#8
^Can Curt and I come?
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#9
Happy Birthday
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#12
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Here are 2 movies


That took me WAY too long to get
2 ducks and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The rabbi enjoys a nice drink and the ducks are shooed out so that health services aren't called in.
The day proceeds as normal.
#13
Happy Birthday.

I got you a street sharks DVD set.
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#14
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That took me WAY too long to get


I only just got it as well......
#16
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who protect the earth, especially fission city

Why fission city? What makes them so frickin special?

Happy birthday.

I got you

A burger



A slave



and some imagination, because by that age, people start to run out.

#17
happy 17th!

you're old enough for me.

i got you a sea otter.
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...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#18
I got you a song. (to the tune of happy birthday)

*ahem*

Happy Birthday to you!

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday dear blow out the freaking candles, i have stuff to do.

happy birthday to yo-

*walks away*

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srsly.


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#21


I got you some Gregorian monks, happy birthday

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MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#22
Hmm she told me a few days ago i had to buy her nothing except a night in with movies, So no presents from me.

Happy birthleday Emzzzyyyy
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#24
Happy birthday dear! I got you

This:



And this:


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#26
Happy birthday!
I got you a hamper, full of sweets.

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#28
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Happy birthday dear! I got you

This:



And this:




Why get her me, she already has me

Edit:

As a friend. I know you, you take things so out of context!
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#29
bumping this by four hours shall not disrupt the time-continuum, so happy brithday for an extremely late realisation!

hmm....
all the good presents have already been given...



noone has ever not wanted a furby!

either that, or I can just edit diglett's face onto yours...
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#30
THANKS GUYS!!!

Didn't have a chance to come on UG yesterday cos I was mega busy, but I just wanted to thank everyone for their well thought-out gifts.

Much appreciated!!

xXx
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