#1
yea, theres this chick i know (GIRL A)
and she wants to do "it".

BUT!

her friend (GIRL B) and i did "it" at a party.

right after me and GIRL B did "it", GIRL A asked me to.

but i feel rather awkward, i mean, they are like BEST mates.

and GIRL A keeps asking me.

HELP ME ALMIGHTY UG-ERS.
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#2
Inb4 pics or didn't happen
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Once I was pissing in the kitchen sink when I'd had a few and my friend walked in and goes wtf.

Once I was pissing in my friend when a few had I'd and my sink wtf goes in and walked.
#5
did what? anyways, you should probably have sex with girl A if she's attractive. make sure to wrap it before you tap it.
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#9
Quote by TJ1991
Are you for real? Surely you want as much of teh sexytime as possible, no?

lol.
yea, but like, now i feel really awkward around GIRL A.
like, REALLY F***ING AWKWARD.

edit: no im not at the party, she keeps sending me txt messages though, and she is rather attractive.
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#10
Quote by reaper_x
lol.
yea, but like, now i feel really awkward around GIRL A.
like, REALLY F***ING AWKWARD.

Awkward situations get me hard, I don't know about you. It may be a sign from God.
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#12
Quote by chrisatgrace
wrap it before you tap it.


agreed
does girl a know u and girl b already had sex
if she does tap her

if she doesnt tap her anyways then tell them that u tapped the other 1 and see if they wanna go all at the same time

worst case scenario they say no
#13
Quote by dannyisokay
get them both pregnant.

breed!

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#14
What the hell? Are you 14? You keep saying "do it" with quotation marks and you're asking THE PIT if you should tap it or not?

The obvious choice is a threesome.
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#16
Quote by CaptainJack666
threesome

+1
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Once I was pissing in the kitchen sink when I'd had a few and my friend walked in and goes wtf.

Once I was pissing in my friend when a few had I'd and my sink wtf goes in and walked.
#17
Quote by Kensai
What the hell? Are you 14? You keep saying "do it" with quotation marks and you're asking THE PIT if you should tap it or not?

The obvious choice is a threesome.



i was going to say this, but i knew kensai would say it for me.

btw, i would actually suggest not sexing up Girl A, because then both of your best friends will know how terrible you are in bed (if you are terrible)
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#18
Quote by chrisatgrace
i was going to say this, but i knew kensai would say it for me.

btw, i would actually suggest not sexing up Girl A, because then both of your best friends will know how terrible you are in bed (if you are terrible)


major lol.
your a wise, wise man.

and im not 14.
im 16.

yea, im legal.
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#20
If by "it" do you mean Duck, Duck, Goose? If so, I'd have to say: If you're asking an internet forum, you're not ready for the responsibility that comes with that game.
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#21
Or tell Girl A that you did the dirty with Girl B but say you're in, and if she's texting you all the time and stuff, chances are she'll still be in too
#22
Wait a minute... You've completely lost me.

do what? all you said is "it"!

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#23
Quote by AlecMag
Wait a minute... You've completely lost me.

do what? all you said is "it"!


SEX.
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#25
Quote by reaper_x
SEX.


*facepalm*



*walks slowly out of thread*

No dip, sherlock.

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#26
Quote by reaper_x
SEX.

Gross.

+1 cobainbonham
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#27
Tell them both they need a name change.
The sex offenders register.. personally, i don't even think they should be in school.
#29
yes you should definitely "do it"


... and by "do it" I mean go to The ONLY Relationship Thread


so now I'm gonna "do it"


... and by "do it" i mean ...


*reported*


...
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#31
Quote by Godzillolz
Why do the scene kids always get the girls?


Hair?
The sex offenders register.. personally, i don't even think they should be in school.
#32
Quote by Godzillolz
Why do the scene kids always get the girls?

Because ladies can't resist their super tight jeans and sexy Fall Out Boy shirts.
#33
Quote by Godzillolz
Why do the scene kids always get the girls?

go scene for a day, and you'll have randoms glued to you.
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#34
Quote by Godzillolz
Why do the scene kids always get the girls?


Girls like femine looking men. Sad but true *metallica kicks in*
#35
Quote by Naem
Girls like femine looking men. Sad but true *metallica kicks in*

Doesn't that go against basic human nature though (females attracted to dominant males)?
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#36
Quote by Godzillolz
Doesn't that go against basic human nature though (females attracted to dominant males)?

chicks love metro lookin' dudes.
atleast down here, in australia.
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#37
Quote by Naem
Girls like femine looking men. Sad but true *metallica kicks in*


Until they get over the fact that they're too gay to make a simple decision.

No sex for you!
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#38
Quote by chrisatgrace
i was going to say this, but i knew kensai would say it for me.

btw, i would actually suggest not sexing up Girl A, because then both of your best friends will know how terrible you are in bed (if you are terrible)


I am getting predictable

Quote by Naem
Girls like femine looking men. Sad but true *metallica kicks in*


Stop dating 13-year-olds.
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#40
Quote by Dotpunker89
You ****ing disappoint me. One does not simply ask the pit about taping a chick.

i just did.
who am i gonna ask?
and dont say parents.
or teachers.
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