#1
What's the most awesome thing you have ever done by accident???
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Schizophrenia rap?

*beatboxes*

I have schizophrenia, I talk to myself,
People startin' to doubt my mental health,
Maybe someday I'll get the help I need,
But till then don't be blamin' mah weed.

*scratches*
#2
Be born.
O.o

Lets have a sexy partay!


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#3
i accidently created the atomic bomb.
i mixed cola and baking soda together.


i am joking, obvz.
Your light bulb knows everything you do in your room.
#5
i made like a tenner one night by accident by drunkenly falling asleep on the street, people thought i was a bum and kept dropping money into my hat.
Originally Posted by Chromeproguitar
they make horrible noises in the middle of the night (is it sex?)

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I guess she's pretty hot if you're into that "having a good music video, but not better than Beyonce's" kind of thing...
#6
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Got sucked off.
That's quite impressive really. You should see the scenarios running through my head that would lead to an accidental suck off.
#8
Probably when my uncle molestered me when I was a little boy.
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#9
oh, man. I threw a sticky grenade on Halo just to throw it, and I wasn't expecting to hit anybody, but this guy jumped through the man-cannon right into the grenade. It was amazing.
<Han> I love Hitler
#10
I was playing pool and I got two balls into the two diagonally opposite holes at the same time
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Call me Paul. I prefer that.
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#11
When I was about 4 I tried to stand on a football (not even a proper one, it was one of those plastic ones with pictures on the side). I was trying to balance on it.

I fell and broke my arm. Fail.
#12
Grope a girl was a good answer.
Gotta love those accidential touchings. Especially me, as I'm very polite with women and I don't intend on doing that stuff unless they're really close.
#14
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Grope a girl was a good answer.
Gotta love those accidential touchings. Especially me, as I'm very polite with women and I don't intend on doing that stuff unless they're really close.

I however, do it from a distance.
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#15
Once, I was going to play Stairway to Heaven, and I accidentally played a Necrophagist song instead.
I'm a communist. Really.
#17
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Once, I was going to play Stairway to Heaven, and I accidentally played a Necrophagist song instead.


Oops, I wonder how that happened.
That's like the time I tried to play Necrophagist on bass and I ended up playing Aphex Twin.
#18
Fallen through a closed window.
The one with the royal sceptre and gown

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#19
Quote by alkalineweeman
i made like a tenner one night by accident by drunkenly falling asleep on the street, people thought i was a bum and kept dropping money into my hat.



if u drunkenly fell asleep on the street by accident, then people didnt just think you were a bum, you ARE a bum..thats like..the definition of bum