#1
Have you ever watched a video of a guitarist (or any other musician) and they say something interesting, stupid, or inspiring?

For example, I was just watching a John Frusciante video and he explained his use of chords and he said, "It just... it just creates this dimension to it because then you've got two... you've got a high thing and a low thing and it's basically like two things rather than just playing a chord, which makes it just like one thing."

Needless to say, it was epic.
#2
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"It just... it just creates this dimension to it because then you've got two... you've got a high thing and a low thing and it's basically like two things rather than just playing a chord, which makes it just like one thing."


He is talking in leet guitarrist language. Normal guitarist won't understand, that's why we understand. Though I've seen convos like these...
#3
David Lee Roth has said some pretty stupid and funny things in his time.
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#4
i can't remember who it was but someone said "i just wanted to make money doing something i'm really good at, but masturbating doesn't generate a lot of income, so i played guitar instead."
#5
I think its was James Hetfield who said "Guitars should should have beer holders like they have on boats."
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#6
In a Daron Malakian interview: "Masturbation is great for the picking hand."
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#7
How bout Blink 182?

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#8
I like Jack Whites

'I always want to be the best guitarist in a room, so there are a lot of rooms I don't go into'

Or whatever it is.
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#9
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So inspiring!
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I like Jack Whites

'I always want to be the best guitarist in a room, so there are a lot of rooms I don't go into'

Or whatever it is.


Yeah, that kinda came from Hendrix.

Reporter: A lot of people say your the best guitarist around right now, would you agree?

Hendrix: I'd say I'm the best guitarist in this chair...
#11
There's a Marty Friedman video where he plays something and goes "I bet you were wondering what was just going through my head while I was playing that, you know, besides food."
#12
"Men masturbate a lot. Almost as often as women" - Richie Sambora of Bon Jovi

"Anyway, I've started with tuning my guitars now, even though it is an overrated thing in rock n' roll.." - Emppu Vuorinen of Nightwish

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i can't remember who it was but someone said "i just wanted to make money doing something i'm really good at, but masturbating doesn't generate a lot of income, so i played guitar instead."

I believe it was Sam Totman.
#16
"Besides being a guitar player, I'm a big fan of the guitar. I love that damn instrument!" -Steve Vai

I don't know when and where he said it, but I love that quote.
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"Playing the 5th fret on each string apart from g string(when its the fourth fret) is exactly the same as playing the next string up"


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I remember that
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#20
Marty Friedman "All notes sound cool"

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Marty Friedman "All notes sound cool"

Unknown Source "I broke a G-string fingering A-minor"


"My wah wah got distorted after playing with D mayor"...
"My wife used a wah wah once, she crashed the car the next day"
"D flat was on fire, I had to run down the E scale (ator)"


Meh, some lame ones I made now..