I had a dream that a clown was coming to eat me.

So UG, why are clowns so frightening?
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*Not that scary clown picture*

That is one guitar pick I'm never using. And that clown isn't TOO scary.
clowns are your friends.....mainly the one from the movie "Drive-Thru"
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any man who colours his hair is scary, doesn't matter if its a clown
Because they're unnervingly happy and unpredictable.
And they pretend to be stupid. *shudders*

They're just as bad as garden gnomes...
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They're not.

You're just a pussy.

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I'm sick of hearing that. Clowns are NOT scary. Grow a pair
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clowns are your friends.....mainly the one from the movie "Drive-Thru"

Dude that movie was insane. Not scary but gory as hell
They're not.
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i actually don't mind clowns, they're just people dressed up as morons and idiots. you sir, just have a problem accepting this.
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I hate clowns. when I was a kid, I was at a fair and I lost my parents. They found me soon, but I had a f*ckin monkey clown hold my hand all the way 'till they found me.

Scarred for life.
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clowns are not scary. you really are just a pussy.

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The irrational fear of clowns is known as coulrophobia. Some have suggested that a fear of clowns may stem from early childhood experience, when infants begin to process and make sense of facial features. The significant aberrations in a clown's face may frighten a child so much that they carry this phobia throughout their adult life.[2]

It can also be said one's response to a clown might depend on where it's seen. At a circus or a party, a clown is normal and may easily be funny. The same clown knocking on one's front door at sunset is more likely to generate fear or distress than laughter or amusement. This effect is summed up in a quote often attributed to actor Lon Chaney, Sr.: "There is nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight."

That may be why some people find clowns so disturbing.
That figures I'd go into this thread and you guys would post picures. I have an undying hatred for any clown. Living or otherwise.
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I pity clowns, because:

All the world is a stage dive
All the world loves a clown.
You know that clowns hate them and
how hard it is to get a clown out of the house
and up on the stage.

When a clown goes straight all clowns are hurt. When a clown abandons his passion
all his friends end up with egg on the face.
Clowns must stand.
Clowns are scary because of the IRONY. They are supposed to make someone happy and laugh, but most of the time they do not. Their strange actions cause people to get weirded out and even afraid. The incompetence of clowns is monumental, and the only way to get rid of the problem is to get rid of the clowns.
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