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#1
I for one love to used advance vocabulary when im talking to people,
Jokes with advanced vocabulary usuall make me laugh.

So i was wondering if any of you guys know any good jokes or gags - with advanced vocabulary - That you can share with us all.

Shoot.

Unless you dont have Equilibrioception.
#2
Two rich men are sitting in comfortable armchairs by a fireside.

man- "I'd be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic."

.......
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Yeah... you are quite swell at the vercabolary and the grammeers too. Just as I is.


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Typos do not mean that he does not have an advanced vocabulary, smartass.

Anyone who is that bothered about using a vocabulary such as his, should also be bothered about proof-reading their posts. One kind of follows from the other.
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Ironic, that there's only one remotely advanced word in the original post...
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Two rich men are sitting in comfortable armchairs by a fireside.

man- "I'd be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic."

.......



oh..haha...yeah i guess thats kinda funny
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Two rich men are sitting in comfortable armchairs by a fireside.

man- "I'd be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic."

.......

not actually funny...
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Ironic, that there's only one remotely advanced word in the original post...


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#11
How do u tell someone they are hippoptomonstrosesquippedaliophobic without scaring them?

Edit: Not really a joke but still quite a conundrum.
Last edited by rjdusa at May 21, 2008,
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How do u tell someone they are hippoptomonstrosesquippedaliophobic without scaring them?

Edit: Not really a joke but still quite a conundrum.


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To be entirely candid if you employ sophisticated lexis, for the most part the populace just seem to resort to the “what? I don’t understand” and the entire wit of the instant evaporates.
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To be entirely candid if you employ sophisticated lexis, for the most part the populace just seem to resort to the “what? I don’t understand” and the entire wit of the instant evaporates.

what? I don’t understand
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To be entirely candid if you employ sophisticated lexis, for the most part the populace just seem to resort to the “what? I don’t understand” and the entire wit of the instant evaporates.


How long did it take you to flick through your thesaurus on that one?
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To be entirely candid if you employ sophisticated lexis, for the most part the populace just seem to resort to the “what? I don’t understand” and the entire wit of the instant evaporates.

So just speak in the vernacular.

Use big words if they are appropriate, and you know who you're talking to will understand them.

Use common words when possible, and when you know who you're talking to has a limited grasp of lesser known, longer language.
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not actually funny...

that all depends on the sense of humor of the person hearing it. I, for one, urinated in my trousers upon my first listen.
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*runs to get a dictionary*
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#19
Naturally, often its too tedious to use flowery language anyway, and because of my accent it just sounds... out of place. I save it for when I want to hammer a point home on an essay. Can't complain with 95% in History
#20
I prefer to make people feel inferior in public by whipping out my wang and encouraging a comparison.
Using an extended vocabulary lets people think you went to public school, and so spent the entirety of your younger life being buggerd senseless.

"He knows bigger words than me, I bet hes got an butthole like a bloodorange"
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I prefer to make people feel inferior in public by whipping out my wang and encouraging a comparison.
Using an extended vocabulary lets people think you went to public school, and so spent the entirety of your younger life being buggerd senseless.

"He knows bigger words than me, I bet hes got an butthole like a bloodorange"

That may be the case is some countries. Not where I live though.
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And you're obviously here because you fancy Phill.
Phill is a very attractive guy...

"I'm so tempted to sig that, Phill" - Sig it then

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Spelling has nothing to do with grammar. Spelling = letters that make up a word. Grammar = syntactical structure of a sentence.

I do believe it is syntaxial...

Syntax -> Syntaxial?

Oh by the why, syntax is only a part of grammar...it also covers morphology.
#23
Why are you concerned of what people think of you that you have to use longer words to impress them?
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I do believe it is syntaxial...

Syntax -> Syntaxial?

I really hope you're kidding...
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/syntactical?r=75

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Oh by the why, syntax is only a part of grammar...it also covers morphology.

I'm aware. But "grammar" doesn't have any direct synonyms, so I used synecdoche in order to describe it.
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Why are you concerned of what people think of you that you have to use longer words to impress them?

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#26
"Advanced vocabulary"?

Is this a new term you made up?

I study linguistics at university, I'd love to know this new concept you've invented

Quote by Liam.
I do believe it is syntaxial...

Syntax -> Syntaxial?

Oh by the why, syntax is only a part of grammar...it also covers morphology.



Syntactical, you are wrong.


And morphology does have to do with spelling, or how would you be able to understand written text?

understand/understanding... see, the morpheme added to the end changed the spelling!
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One could forsee that the thread in which I am currently typographically inputting would slowly diverge into the image of a rather untoward contest of one up-manship.

For you see, by using a rather stately and obtuse method of conveying one's thoughts, it is possible to become perceived as straddling a higher level of intelligence than one's peers.
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Why are you concerned of what people think of you that you have to use longer words to impress them?



Words don't impress people, its what those word means that will impress.
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Words don't impress people, its what those word means that will impress.


You'd be surprised.

Although it should work that way really.
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#31
i say we disregard this entire thread of elitism and talk about toilet paper
who's with me?



i like the 2 ply stuff, its not as expensive as the 3 ply and a lot more comforting than the singly ply stuff
#32
Well,whilst were on the topic of toilet paper we might as well cover Beards.

Who has one?As in,A cool Grey One.
I dont,Im only 18 =[
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i say we disregard this entire thread of elitism and talk about toilet paper
who's with me?



i like the 2 ply stuff, its not as expensive as the 3 ply and a lot more comforting than the singly ply stuff


I know what you mean. It's very, very soft, and cushiony... Yet could get better.
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#36
Studying Mathematics and Further Mathematics appears to have hindered my ability to employ a wide vocabulary during conversation and in written work.

You think I'm kidding?
I didn't recognise the word 'already' during a maths lesson a few months ago. I thought my teacher had made the word up, then I realised that the word did exist but I thought she spelt it wrong.

I often forget words now and as a result, I can't explain the next point I was going to make about the way I speak. In Performance Studies, when comparing my written work to that of Charlie's, it's insantly noticeable that, although our paragraphs may cover the same points and offer the same explanation, her work appears substantially more sophisticated
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How do u tell someone they are hippoptomonstrosesquippedaliophobic without scaring them?

Edit: Not really a joke but still quite a conundrum.


They probably already know.
#39
I find the most intellectual wit comes from being to communicate in a direct and straightforward way, without having to paint your message with flashy words.

To the point!

edit:

on a related note,



that last paragraph makes me laugh everytime.
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#40
Would antidisestablishmentarianism be advanced or is it just long?
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