#1
To a girl you're not into if she starts hitting on you?

I want to be nice about it.
And I mean that in the best possible way.
#4
just chat with her nicely and dont hit on her back???? she will realize soon enough that you dont like her.


and for my pit answer: squeeze her boobie
Remember through sounds
Remember through smells
Remember through colors
Remember through towns
-Modest Mouse, "Novocaine Stain"
#8
Quote by Hot_Money420
Surprise Sex?

Edit: and to be nice about it, give her a two-second head start to run away...

Epic lulz!
-limefan913

Quote by Chad48309
Quote by The_lizard_king
Originally Posted by The_lizard_king
It really does relieve stress. I was pissed off for a week because I didn't jerk off, so if you quit it you will go mad.
I don't think that's the correct use of the phrase "going mad."
#9
just act really bored and she'll see that your not interested. thats what i do and it seems to work fine lol.
#10
Tell her that you're gay... or just act gay... or not...

"When I die, I want people to play my music, go wild and freak out and do anything they want to do." - Jimi Hendrix


"A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality." - John Lennon


I'm a GIRL!
#12
relationship tread sorry to sound like a jerk but you'll get better answers there
#14
Quote by CorvetteRick
Drop the name of your pretend girlfriend in the middle of a conversation.

"Oh yeah, My GF Tiffany does that too!"

Done.

WIN
#18
Quote by creeping.death!
You could, you know, tell her that you don't like her?
Yeah, I know it sounds crazy

thats what i did about a week ago, she was sad, but its true
the truth sets you free!
but srsly, this is the only good answer so far props creeping.death!
#19
Play her a love song on your guitar, preferably Worm Infested by Cannibal Corpse
#21
Just don't flirt back.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#23
"my shoe is untied...over there!" *runs away*
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