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#1
i sign on facebook and this is the crap i get.




comments? stories?

Yeah. The rumors are true. I'm a twat.
#3
okay?

go outside.


I heard rope feels really good tight around your neck. try it.
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#5
So you made a thread to prove it?
We sailed through endless skies...

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if someone sigs this i will be fairly displeased.


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#6
lol anna. oh, and fred wants you on chat for a threesome :P
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The more you know you know you don't know shit"
#7
Tim Sloan is going to get a lot of friend requests from really, really creepy people tonight.
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#8
Quote by Its_Rock77
okay?

go outside.


I heard rope feels really good tight around your neck. try it.


So you've also tried the old "asphyxy-wank" technique
#9
Call the CIA.
Need fashion advice?

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I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

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i love you more than words can express jean.


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#10
Quote by Gunpowder
Tim Sloan is going to get a lot of friend requests from really, really creepy people tonight.

lol
ALWAYS

WANNA BE WITH YOU,
MAKE BELIEV
E WITH YOU,
AND L
IVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY,



OH, LOOVE!
#11
this Tim Sloan character seems like a douche.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."-Duke
#13
i hate that kid actually.

i probably shoulda painted out the name, just for privacy's sake

Yeah. The rumors are true. I'm a twat.
#14
Quote by lucky69
i hate that kid actually.

i probably shoulda painted out the name, just for privacy's sake


too late.
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#15
Quote by lucky69
i hate that kid actually.

i probably shoulda painted out the name, just for privacy's sake


You're on teh intrawebz, there is no such thing as privacy, girls or open mindness. Just a bunch of horny teens.
Need fashion advice?

Quote by PaperStSoapCo
I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

Quote by JoelTheShredder
i love you more than words can express jean.


I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
#16
I hate facebook's 10 million applications, I get like 15 application requests a day, none of which I ever want because 9.99999 million of them are a pointless wase of time.
#17
yeah thats why i have groan to loathe facebook. it has more or less turned into a myspace in disguise over the past year.
Remember through sounds
Remember through smells
Remember through colors
Remember through towns
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#18
Freedom, there's an option to block out applications permanently next time you get invited.

And yeah, send it to 4chan. Anonymous will have fun.
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#19
I found him on myspace
with teh same, gay picture


should i post link?
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Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

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^^SO KVLT!!
#20
Hahaha yeah it's just a marketing thing to download their application, he probably sent it to like 19461296401264 more people, but hey congrats on the porn abuse, apparently you're quite well known from your area.
#21
EDIT: To ExtremeMetalFTW

hahaha idc

he'll be baffled and think he's really cool or something.

Yeah. The rumors are true. I'm a twat.
#23
OK seriously UG, anyone with facebook this is a call to arms, we should all send "Tim Sloan" a friend request and he'll be all like wtf
and for the friend request message we should say something like "TIM SLOAN OWE ME A LOAN" just everyone say that it'd be hilarious.
#24
comment: you need to get rid of all those requests on the sidebar.
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#27
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Lmao i'll do itif we get enough people

Im up for it

and UG FTW at the end?


EDIT: No facebook here, just good ole mediocre myspace
Quote by TunerAddict,mdawg24
+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

Quote by vmanoman
I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#28
Geez, the kid is 15 years old and has a facebook...they should really restrict it to college kids only like when it first started...you kids are the reason it's turning into myspace!
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#30
ohhhhhhh my god i'm loling so hard

you guys rock, extrememetalftw, i love you

Yeah. The rumors are true. I'm a twat.
#31
Quote by lucky69
ohhhhhhh my god i'm loling so hard

you guys rock, extrememetalftw, i love you


I try
Quote by TunerAddict,mdawg24
+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

Quote by vmanoman
I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#32
Quote by Mleeisme
lol anna. oh, and fred wants you on chat for a threesome :P

I totally never said that!


Alright maybe I did...
#33
*ahem*

[19:54] <Fred> we could have a threesome with her >_>

Yeah. The rumors are true. I'm a twat.
#35
Quote by AuroraBorealis
So you've also tried the old "asphyxy-wank" technique

I like you new guy.

Don't screw it up, kid.
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
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God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


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that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


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Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#37
Quote by lucky69
anybody actually spam that kid?

i did
via a friend request which reads as follows


"Hai2u
Tim Sloan Owes Me A Loan


UG FTW"


hope im not the only one, else i feel liek an idiot
Quote by TunerAddict,mdawg24
+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

Quote by vmanoman
I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
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