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Joke site.
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#4
It's obviously a joke. It would be illegal to sell American Bald Eagles for food.
#6
wow sounds legit
i really dont know

and dont have the money to find out
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#7
mmmmmm! I just bought myself some 'Ready to Eat' spotted wood owl with giblets package and gravy included.
Cant wait, im soo hungry!!!!!!!!!
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I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#10
Pets or Food™ is proud to announce that we have renewed our exclusive arrangement with Russia’s premier furrier to provide freshly clubbed and frozen baby seal meat to American dinner tables!


mmmm...
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#11
i want a bald eagle for dinner! how patriotic is that? amazing.


EDIT: and clearly its fake. they are offering to send you Dodo meat.
Last edited by daytripper75 at May 22, 2008,
#12
If I don't include the bald eagle in my purchase does that make me un-patriotic?
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Please don't say anything. I'll pay you in clubbed seals.
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#19
It's fake, you know what tipped me off? This.
Spider Monkey
Code: SM
Weight: 8.00
Price: $89.99
Quantity in Basket: none

This item has recently moved out of our exotics line due to a special arrangement we've come to with the government of Mozambique. Our processing plant in Obijalla prepares a regional Spider Monkey Delight dish, flash freezes it and ships it to us on a weekly basis. This is without question the freshest Spider Monkey meat available in the West.


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#20
That site is super-serial
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#22
Our Ready to Eat™ Ground Chihuahua is the most popular product for our grade school buyers.
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#23
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It's fake, you know what tipped me off? This.


Everyone knows Spider Monkeys are from South America, not Africa





i didnt see that. n00bs. at least they could get their facts straight.
#26
It's illegal to sell dead koalas, like they do.

Joke site.
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#27
I swear to god, if I find ferrets on there...

Okay good. No ferrets. I would have to go find the owner, kill him, and sell him on his own website for food.
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#28
In 1997 the Ecuadorian biologist Arturo Eugenio discovered a crèche of Dodo Bird in the Carrera Islands off the coast Brazil. Dr. Eugenio has successfully bred the bird, one thought to be extinct, and has entered into an exclusive distribution arrangement with Pets or Food™ to offer the Dodo to American markets. Due to some rather obscure U.S. laws, however, ownership of a living Dodo is against the law. Pets or Food™ can only ship Ready to Eat™ Dodo meet to US customers. Don't miss this incredible opportunity to discover the taste that led to the Dodo's extinction!


They spelled MEAT wrong
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#29
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They spelled MEAT wrong



not to mention Dodo's arent from anywhere close to Brazil. so im not sure how they got there. especially considering theyve been extinct for about 400 years.
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They spelled MEAT wrong


I googled Arturo Eugenio. I just got a bunch of spanish sites, and a wiki page on the 32nd president of Argentina.
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#32
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EDIT: and clearly its fake. they are offering to send you Dodo meat.

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH...

Dodo's went extinct, not out of stock.

I had Dodo wings for lunch not last week.
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