Why does every review contain an "if it was stolen I'd...." statement????????

#1
IT'S JUST SO FCKN ANNOYING!!!!!! Everyone says it and it gets on my nerves. Be a bit creative will you? I mean they always say the same thing in the impression section..... JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!

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#2
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#3
Why does your post contain that stupid Slayer RUles thing and the horns?

IT'S JUST SO FCKN ANNOYING!!!!!

Get over it, it's just so people can say how much they like said item.
#4
maybe because the review has a section for you to say if you would replace it if it were stolen
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#6
Ever try writing a review and following the guidelines? If not, I advise you don't flame the people that have.
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#7
It's just to show how much they care for the instrument.

To show that if they were to lose the instrument, they would buy another, which indicates the importance of the instrument to their setup.
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#8
If this thread were closed I would not make another one.

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#9
Phail.

Anyways, it's just to show how much they care for the instrument.

To show that if they were to lose the instrument, they would buy another, which indicates the importance of the instrument to their setup.



Whatever...
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#10
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Yeah man! SLAYEEEEEER!!!!!

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#11
Guys seriously I thought it was a sign of originality when I first saw this, but DAMN when everyone says the same thing and repetition is something more than ball busting THEN I don\t like it.... Are you tellling me that the site is actually FORCING people to say this stuff? That's unbelievable...

SLAYER RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SLAYER RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SLAYER RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SLAYER RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SLAYER RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SLAYER RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#12
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Yeah man! SLAYEEEEEER!!!!!

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#13
Because on the page for submitting reviews, it has some suggestions to help people write reviews, and "Would you buy it again if it was stolen?" is one of them.
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