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A spider had decided to take residence in my bathroom. I think spiders are cool with their silk and Spiderman movies. It's when they live where I live that freaks me out.

Apparently this 1x1 [in inches] spider, who I named Alfred, is attracted to hot water so I spent my whole shower time looking at my ceiling, afraid he'd land on my head and I might squish him on my hair.

And I was wondering what the hell Alfred was doing hanging out in my bathroom? I mean, if you were a spider what would you be doing in someone's bathroom?

Alfred now rests in Spidermanland after I asked my mother to vacuum him away.
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And I was wondering what the hell Alfred was doing hanging out in my bathroom? I mean, if you were a spider what would you be doing in someone's bathroom?
He was perving on you in the shower
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Every morning when I wake up theres a new spider in the corner of my bathroom, every single time.

I just keep a RAID bottle there and spray them every day.

IDK wtf they like in my bathroom, because there are no bugs or anything to eat in there, unless they like **** vapors.

But I hate spiders man ...
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but i poop from there!
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Today, I woke up and got out of bed. The bathroom was in use so I went to the backyard and pissed in the corner. I then proceeded to have a quick conversation with my roommate.
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#9
Poor Alfred. I've become quite fond of spiders after taking a buttload of benardyl and dancing with a few of them. I just don't like it when they're poisonus.
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One ****er tried to crawl down the wall when I was taking a shower. . .I put my kung fu moves on his ass.
Another decided to perve on me, discreetly. He got froze with anti-persperint.
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He was perving on you in the shower

He looked like a pretty nice spider, I doubt he was up to no good.
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i once had 2 huge spiders in the bathroom while i was having a crap, i dont like creepy things near me when im that exposed
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#13
One time I took a shower, and after I got out I looked back in the tub and noticed a dead spider right where I had been standing. Gross...
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Oh yeah, speaking of which, there was a cockroach crawling around in my shower this morning. I tried to sick my ferret on him (he eats them sometimes), but he was being lazy so I had to spray the ****er. I don't mind most bugs, but roaches are just f*cking creepy and gross.
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Oh yeah, speaking of which, there was a cockroach crawling around in my shower this morning. I tried to sick my ferret on him (he eats them sometimes), but he was being lazy so I had to spray the ****er. I don't mind most bugs, but roaches are just f*cking creepy and gross.

I hate it when they fly. I scream like a little boy when they do.
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I hate it when they fly. I scream like a little boy when they do.


Try having them hiss at you. *shudder*
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Try having them hiss at you. *shudder*

Hiss at you? What, are your roaches hybrid or something?
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I get this feeling that wherever I am, whatever I'm doing, somewhere, somehow, a spider watches me, waiting for the perfect moment to pounce.
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A spider had decided to take residence in my bathroom. I think spiders are cool with their silk and Spiderman movies. It's when they live where I live that freaks me out.

Apparently this 1x1 [in inches] spider, who I named Alfred, is attracted to hot water so I spent my whole shower time looking at my ceiling, afraid he'd land on my head and I might squish him on my hair.


And I was wondering what the hell Alfred was doing hanging out in my bathroom? I mean, if you were a spider what would you be doing in someone's bathroom?

Alfred now rests in Spidermanland after I asked my mother to vacuum him away.


It wasn't a real spider. It was a spy-cam put there to spy on you.
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He looked like a pretty nice spider, I doubt he was up to no good.



Looks can be deceiving.


Recently there's been a couple ants in my bathroom that wander around aimlessly and don't seem to die no matter what. So I captured one and named it Allan. One day I tried to transfer him to a safer location. Needless to say I squished him and in my disgust I killed the other ant.


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I get this feeling that wherever I am, whatever I'm doing, somewhere, somehow, a spider watches me, waiting for the perfect moment to pounce.

That's why you never turn your back on spiders. Unless you wanna end up like a grotesque imitation of Spiderman.

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Recently there's been a couple ants in my bathroom that wander around aimlessly and don't seem to die no matter what. So I captured one and named it Allan. One day I tried to transfer him to a safer location. Needless to say I squished him and in my disgust I killed the other ant.



Aww..there, there Put pieces of potato chip to lead them out to freedom!
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Hiss at you? What, are your roaches hybrid or something?


You've never heard of hissing roaches? I think they're mainly native to Madagascar or something, but they have somehow found their way into my house before. I did find out that someone in my apartment building had a bunch of them as pets but they all escaped not too long ago. Just google hissing cockroaches, and you'll see how disgusting they are. They're big f*ckers too.
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You've never heard of hissing roaches? I think they're mainly native to Madagascar or something, but they have somehow found their way into my house before. I did find out that someone in my apartment building had a bunch of them as pets but they all escaped not too long ago. Just google hissing cockroaches, and you'll see how disgusting they are. They're big f*ckers too.

Oh I've seen those in X-Factor where the contestants had to munch on them. Eww...It doesn't look like they're insects, it's like they're...beasts! The only roaches I've seen in person are the brown ones, kinda wimpy looking, the ones you usually see in garbage cans. They get really horny in the rainy season back in Philippines so we have a lot of them.
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Oh I've seen those in X-Factor where the contestants had to munch on them. Eww...It doesn't look like they're insects, it's like they're...beasts! The only roaches I've seen in person are the brown ones, kinda wimpy looking, the ones you usually see in garbage cans. They get really horny in the rainy season back in Philippines so we have a lot of them.


I hate ALL roaches, wimpy or not. In fact, the smaller they are, the more I hate them, because then they can get into more places and sh!t on more of my food.
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I hate ALL roaches, wimpy or not. In fact, the smaller they are, the more I hate them, because then they can get into more places and sh!t on more of my food.

They used to sell this thing on TV, it's like a device that emits sounds that's supposed to kill roaches and mice. They were probably f*cking with me because I tried screaming really loud at roach once, with a high-pitched voice, it just stared at me
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I wish i had a pet spider! I'm jelous!

You spelled jealous wrong. Spiders like masters who can spell right.


I'm sorry, that was mean.
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They used to sell this thing on TV, it's like a device that emits sounds that's supposed to kill roaches and mice. They were probably f*cking with me because I tried screaming really loud at roach once, with a high-pitched voice, it just stared at me


LMAO!!! I can just picture some kid standing in their kitchen going "EEEAAAAAAAAWWWW!!!!!!!" at a roach in their sink, and having their mom come in like "wtf, Bradley?! I was sleeping!"
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They used to sell this thing on TV, it's like a device that emits sounds that's supposed to kill roaches and mice. They were probably f*cking with me because I tried screaming really loud at roach once, with a high-pitched voice, it just stared at me



I think those things just play Duran Duran at a reallly high frequency.
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LMAO!!! I can just picture some kid standing in their kitchen going "EEEAAAAAAAAWWWW!!!!!!!" at a roach in their sink, and having their mom come in like "wtf, Bradley?! I was sleeping!"

They always get inside my bedroom before because my brother leaves food wrappers in there. After I scream at it, I just ask him to squish it with a slipper.

And do you know, you should clean up where you killed it because it leaves a scent that other roaches find and they'll go to it.
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Eurgh, there was a spider in my shower the other day. I did scream, and I did have to grab my towel and kindly request that my mother remove it... eurggghhhhhh
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They used to sell this thing on TV, it's like a device that emits sounds that's supposed to kill roaches and mice. They were probably f*cking with me because I tried screaming really loud at roach once, with a high-pitched voice, it just stared at me


That only works for King Diamond.

Or the Azerbaijan Eurovision entry.
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When I used to live in Toronto we used to get these things called wolf spiders. They where big hairy things black and white striped and ran really fast.

Nightmares :'(
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Eurgh, there was a spider in my shower the other day. I did scream, and I did have to grab my towel and kindly request that my mother remove it... eurggghhhhhh

You're lucky you even got to grab a towel. I just ran out like crazy to my room..my folks weren't home so I could've ran anywhere I wanted without clothes on.
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You're lucky you even got to grab a towel. I just ran out like crazy to my room..my folks weren't home so I could've ran anywhere I wanted without clothes on.

See you're the lucky one because you can run amok nakey
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i always dread that ill find one in my towel, thatd be nasty if i smeared a spider on my body
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i always dread that ill find one in my towel, thatd be nasty if i smeared a spider on my body

Gross...
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