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#1
So, a bunch of "gangster" black kids from my high school like to sexually harass girls about their ass, what they're wearing, they even like to touch and smack their legs or ass and no one does anything. So my friend's girlfriend is always getting harassed by them and the "leader" or whoever has grabbed her ass before and says most of the ****. Today at lunch it escalated with words and **** and the leader stands up at his table 30ft away a makes guns with his fingers and says "pop pop!"...haha really stupid...then they sent one of "white gangster" guys from the table and he said the leader challenged us at 2:30 at a local elementary school (which is still while were in school). "If ya'll don't go today he says ****'s goin' down tomorrow" is what the guy said....please just let me know your thoughts on this...
#2
Show up and start screaming random noises like in the break from Korn's "Freak On A Leash". It will totally FREAK WITH THEIR MIND!

Alternatively, just tell them all to grow up and start acting their age.
#5
you should start grabbing their asses and see how they like it
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#7
1.get tap dancing shoes
2. everyone dies
3.??????
4.Profit!!
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#11
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This reminds me of that Southpark episode.

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Yeah your screwed...
#12
Tell them you like Soulja Boy?


YOOOU!!!!!!!


Or give them water melons and fried chicken?
#14
Alright here's what you do:

Send out Butterfree and use stun spore. It will paralyze them for about 3 turns. Then send out Onyx and use Earthquake to deal massive damage. If they're still alive send out Butterfree again and repeat!
#17
Make them think you're gonna turn up with baseball bats and crowbars and **** so that they turn up armed, then call the cops around 2 30 and say you say a gang around the local elementary school.

Or just turn up at school tomorrow with trench coats and a TEC-9. Your call.
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Alright here's what you do:

Send out Butterfree and use stun spore. It will paralyze them for about 3 turns. Then send out Onyx and use Earthquake to deal massive damage. If they're still alive send out Butterfree again and repeat!



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#20
Just distract them with a large van full of counterfit Von Dutch and Argos Elizabeth Duke range jewellery.
#21
Quote by metaldud536
Alright here's what you do:

Send out Butterfree and use stun spore. It will paralyze them for about 3 turns. Then send out Onyx and use Earthquake to deal massive damage. If they're still alive send out Butterfree again and repeat!


STOP WITH THE POKEMANS ALREADY METALDUD!


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#23
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STOP WITH THE POKEMANS ALREADY METALDUD!


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Alright here's what you do:

Summon Kuriboh face up in attack mode. And lay down two trap cards face down and then end your turn.

Then yell out "YOUR MOVE!"

Wait for him to summon the Blue eyes white dragon
#24
Quote by metaldud536
Alright here's what you do:

Summon Kuriboh face up in attack mode. And lay down two trap cards face down and then end your turn.

Then yell out "YOUR MOVE!"


Then summon Exodia and OBLITERRATE!!!

BLAUGHHOOUUGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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isnt there a law against not shaving? thats somewere in our constitution. i think it goes something like a girl maybe be a freak in the sheets but no be wild down stairs is treason and for that she will be beheaded.-good old Benjamin F.

#25
Get a buncha redneck racist types with shotguns to show up with you?
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#27
Try jumping a few homeless people with your skateboard.

Good luck.
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#28
Feed them their parents!!!!

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#29
how big are you/how big is he?
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#30
Send an anonymous tip to the police about a drug deal and gang activity happening at the elementary school around 2:30.

That'll show em.
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#32
You should do what Luigi does if he wins in brawl. Bang bang. That will scare them.
#33
Okay. Dress up like a really hot girl. Go see their "leader" and ask him to grab your crotch. When he's surprised with what he have in his hands, punch him.

Done.
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#34
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Okay. Dress up like a really hot girl. Go see their "leader" and ask him to grab your crotch. When he's surprised with what he have in his hands, punch him.

Done.


Someone seems to have too much experience being a transvestite.
#35
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Someone seems to have too much experience being a transvestite.


Liar.
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#37
Quote by metaldud536
Alright here's what you do:

Send out Butterfree and use stun spore. It will paralyze them for about 3 turns. Then send out Onyx and use Earthquake to deal massive damage. If they're still alive send out Butterfree again and repeat!

If this doesn't work your screwed!!
#38
go there, don't say anything and just start beating the living hell out of his ass.. that'll show em


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#39
Watch the part in the Sin City movie where Dwight and the Old Town prostitutes shoot the hell out of those mercenaries by standing on the roofs and firing down at them in the alley. Then do that, only with you and the girls getting grabbed. Also, make them wear the outfits that the girls in the movie are wearing.
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see, most people would say that...and thats what the "gangster" black people and what not want. They want you to be intimidated because they wear clothes too big for them, talk in a completely different and difficult to understand language, and just be F*****' retarded...But i like what the one guy said about using Butterfree...i may just do that
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