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Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to his ways.

"I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said.


Wait, what?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-'having-sex'-with-1,000-cars.html
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#4
that is has redneck as you can possibly get. period.


wait, does he stick it in the tail pipe?
#8
I didnt think the tail pipe was used for that purpose.

But then again, it is a man who prefers to have sex with cars than with people.

He probably used the ignition.
#11
Whatever he likes I guess.

I better not find him fucking my car though.
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#13
Well he certainly 'rode' his car.
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Like, 26 or something.

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wait are you this guy??
#17
and also, 1000 cars? does he go to car dealerships in the middle of the night for some sweet car poon tang? does he masturbate to auto trader?
#19
1000 cars? What a slut.
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#23
is he a pimp for those rides?

i think is the real question.
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#24
I read the news story and it says that his first sexual activity with a car was when he was 15 and his most intense sexual activity was with a helicopter.
Ummm....Well Fu[k you.
#25
Quote by bendystraw
that is has redneck as you can possibly get. period.


wait, does he stick it in the tail pipe?


how is that redneck, Im bout as redneck as you can get and i aint got a car fetish? thats just sick man, and its either the tail pipe, gas tank, or where the spark plugs go in the motor, thats the only thing I can think of
#26
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Is this physically possible?


What part of the car, the exhaust or the fuel hole?

lmao my friends were talking about this in tutor this morning ^^^^ thats exactly what we said! lmao!! :P
#27
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wait are you this guy??


*checks join date*

*is not surprised*
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#31
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#34
I REALLY wanna' know HOW?! Especialy with a Helicopter. Is that phisicly possable?
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#35
Quote by Deliriumbassist
But it's an S reg... I'm concerned about catching something, I don't know how many previous owner's she's been with!


s'what the oven mitt's for.
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...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#36
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He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.


That's messed up!
#40
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Yes... because my penis is that wide and has an opposable thumb.
You ought to get that checked out then
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