#1
Well we were peforming "House of Fun" by madness for laughs (our band likes laughs ) just before our set my guitarist had purchased some condoms without me knowing. So we gets on stage and after around 2 songs, we broke out "house of fun" now if you look at the lyrics it is about someone buying condoms. This was a semi-large venue (a holiday camp type thing...so the funner the songs the better) and we like doing odd stuff on stage, because we are like that...

anyway during house of fun she starts blowing up these condoms. After our set had finished around 3 songs later, we were told we would not be playing their again due to lack of professionalism with the whole blowing up condoms thing.
#4
sucks to be you, i guess.
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#7
It happens, my band has been banned from several venues for our lyrics. Just about drugs tho', thats all. We're folk-grass.

DON'T PANIC! DON'T PANIC!
THEY DON'T LIKE IT UP 'EM!
#8
where there children there? next time though, try not to be an asshole to the people who let you play.
#9
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What sort of retard blows condoms up on stage? And shouldn't he have been playing?


the guitarist was a girl he said... that's right. they exist.
#10
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What sort of retard blows condoms up on stage? And shouldn't he have been playing?


"She"

and no. 2 Guitarists. Only needed one for that song Hence how we manage to have tons of fun on stage.

-edit-

Yes there were children, but is this not saying "Yes, Condoms can be fun!"
#11
My band got all minors and punk bands banned from The Mead Hall in Edmonton. That was one crazy evening.
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#12
That's a tad over reactive... indeed it does suck to be you. Next time you should sacrifice a goat on stage.

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#13
next time, try blowing up balloons like normal ppl >_>
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#14


worth it

its apt, if the venue doesnt realise that, its their loss
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My band got all minors and punk bands banned from The Mead Hall in Edmonton. That was one crazy evening.

..How?

You just made that up didn't you?
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..How?

You just made that up didn't you?


I really wish I was making it up. I suppose you could say it wasn't really our fault; someone that came to the gig went across the street and threw a brick through a window. Apparently that's what us punks do.
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#20
The story is worth the bannage. Screw 'em.
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