#4
Someone stop this faggotry.
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#5
what the hell is e-marrying?

is this a UG thing?
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#7
^ +1
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#10
congratulations?

edit:
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how do u have e-sex??????????????


how uneducated are you?
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#14
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Someone stop this faggotry.


I laughed very loudly at your comment.
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#15
it's kinda marrieing in internet

Please, get off of it. Right Now.
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#16
wow, that sounds just stupid

what the hells the point?


you cant have sex over the internet, so that takes away the fun part and just leaves the nagging, pretty pointless to me
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#22
if any of you have any reason as to why these two should not be wed in holy matrimony.. speak now or forever hold your peace.



meet your wife.
Grammar and spelling omitted as an exercise for the reader.
#23
Tell the truth - were you wearing matching stormtrooper uniforms when you had your commitment ceremony?
#25
I would post a picture of a fleshlight so that you two can consummate your eMarraige appropriately, but I don't think the mods would like it, so here is a small space marked by the word "fleshlight"so that you can imagine it.



[ IMAGINE FLESHLIGHT PICTURE HERE ]



That is all.
#28
Why get e-married? Why not just e-lope?


*shoots self in head for making such a terrible joke*
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#29
This is a particularly lame way to plug your group.
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Why get e-married? Why not just e-lope?
#30
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Did you have a e-bachelor party?
Which I suppose is just looking up porn.




Nice.
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Well, you might make her think otherwise.

You could just show her that you have a PS3 and BANG.

Heterosexual.


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A chainsaw can take a girl off her feet pretty nicely. Then there are less limbs to worry about while you rape her.
#31
I was teh priest xDD pretty fun
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#32
Excellent, more potential customers.

Emarriage gone down the pan? iPassion gone? No longer emailing or instant messaging your iWife?

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#33
Quote by bass-kitty69
how do u have e-sex??????????????


I can just picture it now:

"Hey, can I like, stick my e-penis in your e-vagina? Lolz".


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Jimmy that was pure awesomeness. WIN!
#34
Quote by saphrax
Excellent, more potential customers.

Emarriage gone down the pan? iPassion gone? No longer emailing or instant messaging your iWife?

Hi, my name is Mike, and I'm the CEO of iDivorce. We provide a complete virtual divorce package, including intellectual property rights, PayPal accounts and more. We can even make sure your eSpouse has no access to your eBay account!

Call me now on 1800 iDivorce, that's 1800 iDivorce!


i hope he signed the iPrenup
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