Poll: fingers or penis (which to lose)
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View poll results: fingers or penis (which to lose)
penis
92 38%
fingers
86 35%
i am a girl
66 27%
Voters: 244.
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#4
Either way I wouldn't be able to jerk off. I choose "I'm a girl".

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#7
Dude, we definately were playing the "would you rather" game in math, and that exact question came up.
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#10
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Easy question, actually. I'd rather have my fingers than my penis intact if given the choice.

Same.

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#11
I am a girl.

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#13
What a stupid thread. Why do you care?

For the sake of making this a not-spam post, I'd lose the penis.
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#14
ah what a tough question. i play the guitar and w/o fingers i wouldnt be able to do that, but if i lost my penis i wouldn't be able to have sex. i can't decide =X
#16
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I am a girl.

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If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#20
Why make the decision when it is possible to grow one's fingers back these days?


I was ready to state my gender and how pleased I was at not having to vote in the poll, but noooo
#21
who voted fingers? everyone who is posting is saying penis. i would rather lose my penis, because I cant play guitar with my penis. drums, yes,
bass, probably,
guitar, no
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#25
ITT: UG goes back in the kitchen.

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I don't know, your penis has to be pretty big to fit all those electronics in there..

I wouldn't have a problem, then.
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#26
i want to use my penis but its better off using ur fingers lol
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sounds like you have a severe case of the dumbass.....it's quite common in the pit really just sleep it off
#27
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Why make the decision when it is possible to grow one's fingers back these days?


In which case, I'm going to get me ten fingers on each hand... oh the possibilities.


I was ready to state my gender and how pleased I was at not having to vote in the poll, but noooo


Damn sufferage giving you the right to gloat about your lack of phallus!
#28
Quote by Rambo-Conny
I don't know, your penis has to be pretty big to fit all those electronics in there..
If you're getting a replacement you get the supersize.

Anyway the point was you might be able to get an artificial hand.
#29
I'm a girl!
well i couldnt lose either :s
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#30
Quote by skvvisgaar
who voted fingers? everyone who is posting is saying penis. i would rather lose my penis, because I cant play guitar with my penis. drums, yes,
bass, probably,
guitar, no


What kind of guitar player are you?!?!?
=P
#31
Fuck losing me fingers and me cock. I voted I'm a girl that way I have fingers, genitals plus the bonus prize; tits.
#32
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Penis...

Sex is just a momentary experiance, music is eternal.



ahahahahaha momentary wow that was just hilarious. i choose im a girl, i dont wanna lose either.
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#33
Quote by Sabu
Fuck losing my fingers and my cock. I voted I'm a girl that way I have fingers, genitals plus the bonus prize; tits.


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#34
Quote by shreddin_frets
What kind of guitar player are you?!?!?
=P

the kind that likes to play without bleeding. I could use a stub on a bass and strum with my "hog" and it would be fine, but if I did that on a guitar it would sound awful and result in bleeding, both on the stubs and on my penis.
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#38
i am a girl
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
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Underground is your joy your laws
#39
Quote by ctb
penis. they're ****ing ugly.

Hmm. I'm starting to sense you have a genuine emasculation fixation.

I know of a few websites you might like...
#40
Quote by one vision
You can still pleasure a girl with your fingers.
It loses it's appeal when you don't feel ay sexual pleasure from performing the act.
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