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#1
today, like you do, I was just playing a couple of my own riffs, working on some new material. So anyway as I was playing, with no intention of buying anything, some kid (must have been about 9 years old) comes up next to me and starts playing with some 3/4 size acoustic. So anyway, there was just something about his face and the way his mum looked so proud of his crappy rendition of stairway to heaven; that pissed me off. So anyway I cranked up to 11 and played my own new and improved version of stairway to heaven, I was like 'hahaha,' was well good.
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#3
I know, he left the store crying and everything ^_^
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#4
you're a dick.

and shouldn't be allowed to breathe.

Moms are supposed to be proud of anything their kids do...maybe your parents hate you and you were jealous of his relationship with his mom?

****ing kook.
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#5
wow, your not a tool or anything
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#10
That's a real asshole move, showing up a 9 year old.
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#11
Wow, this guy feels so big having made a nine-year-old cry...

Get a life, pal. Put yourself in the kid's shoes. I'm 18 and I can't play Stairway, so if he tries to play it, even badly, then he, sir, is a greater man than you will ever be.

Btw, if this is one of those "I was n GC an i pwnd sum obnoxious kids ass!" threads - please, there's a whole thread dedicated to slating these people. Go there.

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#12
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you're a dick.

and shouldn't be allowed to breathe.

Moms are supposed to be proud of anything their kids do...maybe your parents hate you and you were jealous of his relationship with his mom?

****ing kook.



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#13
wow yeah you're really cool!
making a little kid feel bad about himself and stealing money from old ladies, the two things a person should always do to know they are great.
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#14
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So anyway I cranked up to 11 and played my own new and improved version of stairway to heaven


you didn't improve stairway, its impossible so shut up
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#16
Did you expect us to say "Wow great job on kicking that 9 yr old's ass! Hopefully he never picks up a guitar again!"? I assume that was your intention. Either that or you just want people to give you the attention that your mom never gave you. Either way, you're an ass.
#18
I heard punching 6 year olds is a riot too.


Douche.
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#19
So anyway, whats up with the responces, I thought you'd be pleased at me... I got the distinct feeling he was never gonna play again ^_^.
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#20
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I heard punching 6 year olds is a riot too.


Douche.


They have to be at least 10 for me to hit them personally... but yes it is.
#21
First of all, the probable fact that he sucked gave you no right to make him cry and leave. Sure, if he insulted you and your playing then by all means go for it.


You arent a true musician if you just show off to 9 year olds.


GTFO UG, you have no respect here.


Dont feed the troll guys, he is trying to get attention.
#22
thread = epic fail
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#24
Quote by Jhay_Dee
So anyway, whats up with the responces, I thought you'd be pleased at me... I got the distinct feeling he was never gonna play again ^_^.


So.. You tell stories (which no one can confirm are true) To the Pit and expect praise?
And how would this kid never playing again profit you in anyway, if this kid is 9, who knows he could be the next Hendrix. Your not funny, You probably made this up, Epic Fail.

Get a life,
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#25
So anyway, I don't get the internet at all, I'm always making topics about my life stories: how I made a kid cry; threw my gran down the stairs etc, and everyones calling me a troll and insulting me. Cyber-reality can be a cruel and harsh place.
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#26
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So anyway, I don't get the internet at all, I'm always making topics about my life stories: how I made a kid cry; threw my gran down the stairs etc, and everyones calling me a troll and insulting me. Cyber-reality can be a cruel and harsh place.


How do you think the kid felt. Get back under your bridge Troll.
#27
I personally think you guys fell for a very funny prank by TS, I really do, I can see the sarcasm in each one of his posts.
#29
I don't know what to say. I think TS is a liar, but I sense some sarcasm.

Okay... here goes.

You suck if you actually think showing up a 9 year old with a revised Stairway (impossible) is cool. It's not.

ON THE OTHER HAND...

If you actually are being sarcastic, kudos to you, but lots of people (Myself included) sometimes have trouble detecting sarcasm via computer text. From there, you're likely to get branded as a troll.
#30
It really wasn't very funny, even if he was being sarcastic, too which there is no indication until his later posts. He's just stirring up **** to somehow feel involved or get a reaction to fill some void in his life.
#31
That must be a large void. Allow us UG'ers to bond together as one large macromolecule and lodge ourselves in this void! (Providing of course we can you know... hydrogen bond to him...)
#32
Or... I was bored and reading through the number of topic that are seriously trying to say: 'I pwned this noob in GC, how ace am I?' on this site and decided to make my own tongue-in-cheek version of those topic, for my own amusements and perhaps the amusement of any reader who cottoned on to what I was doing. I was honestly surprised by the amount of people who took it seriously, I mean my sarcasm wasn't really that subtle 'new and improved stairway to heaven' cummon!

Anyway I pretty much ruined the joke now but having to explain myself (awaits 'joke was always ruined, you fail at life' post).
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#33
i meen that is kinda funny for a minute i must admit. although i wouldnt condone doing that to kids it aint nice really is it now :/
and lmao! why did you go to the guitar store to work on new stuff? wth? i dont get that bit.
#34
haha lmao at: "That must be a large void. Allow us UG'ers to bond together as one large macromolecule and lodge ourselves in this void! (Providing of course we can you know... hydrogen bond to him...)"

hydrogen bonds are so strong........beat van der waals every day of the week! lol
#35
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Or... I was bored and reading through the number of topic that are seriously trying to say: 'I pwned this noob in GC, how ace am I?' on this site and decided to make my own tongue-in-cheek version of those topic, for my own amusements and perhaps the amusement of any reader who cottoned on to what I was doing. I was honestly surprised by the amount of people who took it seriously, I mean my sarcasm wasn't really that subtle 'new and improved stairway to heaven' cummon!

Anyway I pretty much ruined the joke now but having to explain myself (awaits 'joke was always ruined, you fail at life' post).
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#36
See what he failed to mention was the 9 year old heard his "new and improved version of stairway" and started crying because he's only 9 and realizes that the TS has no talent and can only feel good about his guitar playing skills when attempting to show up little kids.
#37
way to show that 9 year old whos boss.......................i dont think there is enough "i pwned a newb at GC today" threads tbh.
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#38
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Or... I was bored and reading through the number of topic that are seriously trying to say: 'I pwned this noob in GC, how ace am I?' on this site and decided to make my own tongue-in-cheek version of those topic, for my own amusements and perhaps the amusement of any reader who cottoned on to what I was doing. I was honestly surprised by the amount of people who took it seriously, I mean my sarcasm wasn't really that subtle 'new and improved stairway to heaven' cummon!

Anyway I pretty much ruined the joke now but having to explain myself (awaits 'joke was always ruined, you fail at life' post).


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#39
Bullshit, I don't think they have a GC in the UK.
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#40
troll much TS? The only thing more pathetic then pwning at GC is lying about it to get a reaction on UG. I hope your firstborn is born with AIDS
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