#1
most horror films nowadays have cheesy plots that anyway could think of in 2 minutes.


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3 teenage girls are having a camp out just 90 feet from the house....one of them goes in to get some snacks and returns to find her friends dead. now, with the killer hot on her tracks, she must find a way to escape him, once and for all.
#3
umm 7?

girl gets raped in a snowed in hospital by none other than


Samuel L Jackson

dum dum dum!!!
#4
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umm 7?

girl gets raped in a snowed in hospital by none other than


Samuel L Jackson

dum dum dum!!!



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#6
Big strapping black man kills 3 old white men and makes their wives dress like characters from Kenan and Kel.
666 BRO
#8
8/10

A guy finds a box in a cemetery...
He doesn't open it out of fear, fear of finding something horrible, something from the otherworld. He researches occultism, spiritualism, ancient mythology, but his fear doesn't go away. He becomes obsessed, up to the point of having nightmares and hallucinations in miasma black-and-white style, regarding said box.
He deattaches from his friends and family, trying to find the mystery of the box. He loses everything he has, and still has that same fear he had when he encountered the box...
Now he wonders:What is in the box?

SPOILERS

(in fact, the box is actually an urn with some common dead guy's ashes for all of you guys who don't know the movie)
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#9
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8/10

A guy finds a box in a cemetery...
He doesn't open it out of fear, fear of finding something horrible, something from the otherworld. He researches occultism, spiritualism, ancient mythology, but his fear doesn't go away. He becomes obsessed, up to the point of having nightmares and hallucinations in miasma blakc-and-white style, regarding said box.
He deattaches of his friends and family, trying to find the mystery of the box. He loses everything he has, and still has that same fear he had when he encountered the box...
Now he wonders:What is in the box?

(actually, the box is actually an urn with some dead guy's ashes for all of you guys who don't know the movie)

9/10 tell me more!

Mine is: Every Cannibal Corpse song put into an 88 minute spectacular!
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#10
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8/10

A guy finds a box in a cemetery...
He doesn't open it out of fear, fear of finding something horrible, something from the otherworld. He researches occultism, spiritualism, ancient mythology, but his fear doesn't go away. He becomes obsessed, up to the point of having nightmares and hallucinations in miasma black-and-white style, regarding said box.
He deattaches from his friends and family, trying to find the mystery of the box. He loses everything he has, and still has that same fear he had when he encountered the box...
Now he wonders:What is in the box?

SPOILERS

(actually, the box is actually an urn with some dead guy's ashes for all of you guys who don't know the movie)

Lies. Its porn.
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#12
A man finds a mysterious box in a graveyard. He believes it to be occult, goes mad and kills his friends and family only to find that inside the box is actually a video of his conception.
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#13
5/10


an internet gang one by one tracks down and murders the families of jurors against their server owner's case. perspective of the wife that's the last to be killed.

title; Jury Duty
#14
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A man finds a mysterious box in a graveyard. He believes it to be occult, goes mad and kills his friends and family only to find that inside the box is actually a video of his conception.


I call plagiarism Mr Mort Rainey!



SEQUEL:

The guy finally has the courage to open the box, but he finds something horrendus inside, something he couldn't imagine EVER!
He finds a video...

...

The video doesn't have a label, and he is pretty afraid, even though he made a huge step to open the box.
After a few days, he has the courage to view the video, but unfortunately it is for VCR.
So, he goes to the electronic store at night. He walks the line, aimlessly trying to find meaning to his life, to discover the secrets of what he doesn't know, to wander through darkness without being afraid. However, he was afraid of darkness, so he took a flashlight.
He stopped at McDonalds for a meal first though...not a single soul in miles (he believed in empiricism). He ordered a Big Mac, and wondered:What would that video be about.
He walks some more miles, and buys the VCR, and goes back home...
He is ready for it, ready to find the meaning of everything, ready to find what made him lose his life and all friends and have actual FEAR, he wanted to know if the thing he was going to see would explain those things..
When he saw it, he did find answers, at least to as why he was fearing it since it was a video of his PARENTS HAVING SEX!!!
After some emotional scars, and incest lusts, he discovers he opened the wrong box....

He opens the right one, and finds ashes, and a Playboy magazine (they are fire-proof apparently, probably for the flame shields the were equiped to be safe from conservative catholics)....

This was not enough for him, he wanted more answers. He thinks he deserves a better explanation, he needs more knowledge, he needs to know if free will does indeed exist...

So he wanders, over to the Mortuary to find more answers (pointless in my opinion)

To be continued in "The Box of Fear 3"...


Excuse my writting, I am not a very good english writter
#16
1/10

2 men in an abandoned hospital, one has a deadly disease, the other has the cure in his brain, if the cure was to be given to the ill man, he will die painfully, yet the ill man is slowly dying from a flesh-eatting virus and if the cure guy gets in contact with the Ill guy, he will get the disease as well.
Who will live and who will die in a game of bloody morals?
#17
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1/10

2 men in an abandoned hospital, one has a deadly disease, the other has the cure in his brain, if the cure was to be given to the ill man, he will die painfully, yet the ill man is slowly dying from a flesh-eatting virus and if the cure guy gets in contact with the Ill guy, he will get the disease as well.
Who will live and who will die in a game of bloody morals?


8/10 ....None of them would survive because once the guy operates the other guys brain, the un-esterilizes tools will make the guy who is having surgery die from infection, and noone would then cure the guy left

Plotholes FTW!!

"The Box of Fear 3"

He already saw what the box (urn) held, but that isn't enough. While ridding his rusty unicylce to the Mortuary, he finds another box saying "PIZZA" on its side..
He falls from the unicycle, and hurts his knee. "It can't happen again" he says, while breathing abruptely and uncontinously. He picks it up, as if it was fate, and continues his trip to The House of the Dead 2 (mortuary).
He finally arrives, still at night, with his trusty flashlight, and with two boxes, one held by each arm....
However, it is too late and the place is closed, but he has to act quickly, cause he feels his life is at risk, his life is in danger of an unknown Mayan curse, or from starvation.
He goes to the back of the house, avoiding bacterious pieces of garbage, and makes his way into the house via the backdoor.

He feels cosy, yet he feels something wrong. Would that be an omen of his future to come? Only the future knows (or his cardiologist)...
While wondering what to do, he discovers the awfull truth:the playboy magazine had a dedicatory. It read "enjoy your divorce Marty F."....
His higly deductive skills showed him that the guys name was "Marty F.", but that wasn't enough.
He broke into the main office and took the records of previously dead people, and to his surprise his mind higlights the name "Marty Freeman". "Oh no" he says. That was the surname of his family.
All seems like a big coincidence to him, one that augments his fear...

Now he had the information he wanted, but was still not enough to peace his fear and unconfortability.
Upon reaching home, he entered Google. Marty Freeman had 666 results (in fact they where 565, but he was short-sighted), one of them a wikipedia article.
It said that Marty Freeman was a militar that died 5 years ago, and was buried in the same cemetary you found the first box...
All his doubts made him realize that he forgot about the strange "Pizza" box, so he hurried up back to the Mortuary, and found it open. He was relieved to see it was empty, only with some strange sticky yellow fluid in its bottom...

Can this mean that his cursed was lifted? How is this Marty Freeman related to his family, if he indeed belongs to it? When will he find the answers?

To be continued in "The Box of Fear 4"...

>.>
#18
7/10

3 young boys in an empty house...
suddenly a large mercedes parks in the front yard...
two men come out of it and walk towards the door...
it is Michael Jackson and Elton John...
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#19
9/10 spooky

And now the final part

"The Box of Fear 4"

There where still questions left, but their number was decreasing, as he started to understand more things about his nature, and the nature of his destiny.
Now there was only one place left to go, the place that started everything, the cemetary where he found the box....
He lifted the curse from one box, now onto the other.

This time, he had to be prepared for the dangers to come.
He brought his flashlight, his kitchen knife, his belt, the box, and a map of the city (he is clumsy), along with his unicycle.

The journey to the cemetary seemed eternal, even though it was 2 blocks away. Maybe this meant that his end was about to come, or maybe it was the intensity of the curse rising, waiting to be deplenished...
Any way, it didn't feel right to him...

Upon entering the Dead Hole, he felt a slightly dark air shift, like the one you have when you parachute to death, and it didn't feel nice at the moment.
He knew he was going nearer to the end of his story, the story of his life, of his fate, and even though he wasn't certain about it, he "knew" it, maybe a collateral effect of the curse, or maybe a product of his own mind. He didn't actually know it, but believed it, so he had to continue.

After hours of wandering (his map didn't include the cemetary), he arrived at the place where he found the box. Maybe it was a coincidence or not, but there was a grave in front of him: it read "Marty Freeman, loved from his wife and son", along with some flowers.

Now he recalled, Marty Freeman was the name of his father!!
All these facts numbed his mind, but at least all made sense now!
His father was cursed, and upon his death, his curse would be passed to his nearest relative, his son. He couldn't find a relationship with the "Pizza" box though, but necessarily they had to be connected...
Now he had to tie more loose ends, like why the box had a Playboy's magazine signed to his father, would it be a way to overcome the curse? Maybe a clue from his father?

He knew what should be done, throw the box into the river, and keep the Playboy magazine, in the hopes of lifting the curse. And so he did, he grabbed the flowers from the grave, took the box to the nearest river, and threw all the content of it and the box itself into it (keeping the flowers).
However, upon further examinating the magazine, he read a curious phrase "oh babe, you are so fine, everything is going to be okay, hmmm".

This had to mean something, this meant that now that he threw the box into the river, the curse would be lifted! He was right afterall regarding his father's noble intentions, of getting rid of his son's curse...

Now with a smile on his face, he went back to his home.
But on his way home, something disturbed him. Everything was fine, all the mysteries were revealed, at least the ones that were important for the time being, but one: the flowers.
He didn't know what they meant, and what if it held another curse?
The fear he had before came again, and he slowly tried to read the inscription at the base of the ribbon, it read: "I love you dad, 19-08-08".
He was relieved though, again, because things were going to be alright.

But he didn't actually notice that the date the flowers had was the same one as the day he encountered the box...

/crappy horror story
#20
I don't feel like reading all that, but since you said "/crappy horror story", I'm gonna assume it's crappy and give it a 3.

Here's mine: I kill you.
Heads will roll. Throats will be slit. Blood will flow like springs of water.
#23
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9/10
4 girls


1 cup


8/10 I would be scarred for life!

Here's mine
Killer Ax:
A guitar played by a dead satanic black metal guitarist becomes posessed by it's owner and goes on a killing spree. The only way to kill it is to beat it in a shredding duel to the death.
#25
A man goes for a checkup, falsely finds out he has 9 months to live. His mental condition deteriorates, in assuming he's going to die soon. His reality is hindered by his mental burden, and he goes on a killing spree, offing anyone thats done him any serious wrong. At the end of the 9 months he's completely insane and is removed from society, with his alternate reality constantly keeping him in a cold sweat of perpetual fear.
Add a worried loved one, some exterior sorts of stress (dog/grandmother dies, wife leaves him, house is evicted, etc, etc) and you've got yourself a summer blockbuster.
#26
8

Three men are in a nuclear submarine 20,000 Leagues under the sea. One of those guys get killed. They soon learn that Elizabeth Báthory was resurrected from the dead.

Using their wits alone, they have to outsmart this Blood Countess. But that's not all, they soon learn that Charlie Manson got hold of a mind-altering device and are killing the men from the inside.

Also, the submarine is going through nuclear troubles and everybody on board are getting submitted to harmful radiation.


THis may sound cheesy, but this will be the best horror movie since The Omen.
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