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#1
If you guys could ask god anything and get an answer what would you ask????????


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If I go to bed right now, will I get a good night's sleep, or will I just roll about uncomfortably on the bed until 4 o'clock where I'll doze restlessly for a few hours?
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#4
Why does nobody use The Search Bar?

Kidding, I'd say "What the f*ck did you do?"
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#5
Why Iron Man sucked. Although I know the answer, I would test him.
Why Dark Knight couldn't be out this month.
Why did they make Samus worse in SSBB.
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#7
What if there is no god to ask that question to?
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#8
What's coming up on the philosophy paper tomorrow?
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#9
If I met God, I'd be worried about going to Hell for not believing in him.

Then I'd probably ask for mercy and forgiveness. It seems to be what most Christians do.
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#11
Why are you wasting people's precious time?
(I'd ask god that, not talking about this thread)
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#14
id ask him: "the pit!!! why!?!?"
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#15
I wouldn't ask anything, 'cause God doesn't exist.
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Then I would ask him, "What was the color of the original whip's fall?"
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#19
You could have stopped countless wars waged in your name and didn't?

How big of a prick does that make you on a scale of 1-10?
#20
I'd ask him if I could get some sort of Matrix-esque socket built into my brain so that I could just plug a USB stick into it and download **** into my memory so I didn't have to revise. I'd probably run out of hard drive space and end up deleting How_To_Walk.exe and Bladder_Control.bat, so I guess it's not such a good idea.
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#22
I'd say please don't let me die cause' if you read the Bible and I have, you'll see that if you actually saw God in reality, you'd die!! Remember Moses and the Burning Bush... he had to shield his eyes and take off his sandals, and that was just God's voice that he heared. Gos is too powerful for me and my snively nose!
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I'd say please don't let me die cause' if you read the Bible and I have, you'll see that if you actually saw God in reality, you'd die!! Remember Moses and the Burning Bush... he had to shield his eyes and take off his sandals, and that was just God's voice that he heared. Gos is too powerful for me and my snively nose!



I've never read the bible. Please explain why that was necessary.
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#25
exactly how did you become newcastle uniteds top goal scorer of all time

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I googled her, and now I have a boner. Thanks a lot.



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#26
I would ask him why he has to be such a bitch about everything.
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#27
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I've never read the bible. Please explain why that was necessary.



It wasn't necessary, neither was your comment, neither was this topic, but its here. God rules thats what I'm saying. He'd kick my ass with his butt hairs alone, thats all.
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It wasn't necessary, neither was your comment, neither was this topic, but its here. God rules thats what I'm saying. He'd kick my ass with his butt hairs alone, thats all.


Wasn't it just a mark of respect?...
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#32
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^ Hmm, a vengeful god eh?



Ahh dude are you going to say how much you think God is terrible cause' he did sooo many bad things? He stole all the little children and planted them in his garden in Heaven. He let his son be tortured to death on a stake. He created humans in this terrible state we're in... and

If you have read the Bible and still think he's venegful for all the wrong reasons, then thats cool? Why bother thinking bad of him when you can think happy thoughts... like the rainbow just posted... ahh well.

Who created the ears that help you here and enjoy music? Who gave you the hands to play guitar with? Besides your parents? Evolution? Did it all just explode and woah...! Whats this? Are these hands and ears and can I love... wow?!
#33
Quote by dudetheman
If I met God, I'd be worried about going to Hell for not believing in him.

Then I'd probably ask for mercy and forgiveness. It seems to be what most Christians do.

It doesn't work like that. In a summary, just to clear things up, Jesus said if you say no to him, he'll say no to you. If Jesus says you're cool with him, God says the same.
#34
Why aren't you real?

To which he would not reply because he doesn't exist.
#35
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Why aren't you real?

To which he would not reply because he doesn't exist.

Isn't that ironic coming from you since you have hell in your location?
Last edited by fob12 at May 22, 2008,
#36
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Wasn't it just a mark of respect?...



Well yea your right, it was. But if you saw a hella big light burning a bush and a huge voice coming from the sky, anyone would kneel down and shield themselves. Moses knew the way in which God was. He knew that respect, like you say, was needed and care was expected of him.
#37
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Isn't the ironic coming from you since you have hell in your location?



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#38
Depends. How many arms does he have?
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#39
Quote by AngryGoldfish
Ahh dude are you going to say how much you think God is terrible cause' he did sooo many bad things? He stole all the little children and planted them in his garden in Heaven. He let his son be tortured to death on a stake. He created humans in this terrible state we're in... and

If you have read the Bible and still think he's venegful for all the wrong reasons, then thats cool? Why bother thinking bad of him when you can think happy thoughts... like the rainbow just posted... ahh well.

Who created the ears that help you here and enjoy music? Who gave you the hands to play guitar with? Besides your parents? Evolution? Did it all just explode and woah...! Whats this? Are these hands and ears and can I love... wow?!




I'm going to worship Satan. Statistically, there's about 200,000% less chance of him killing me.
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#40
Lets not turn this into a religious debate thread... To all you atheists/whatever, why not use your imagination?

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