#1
I'm almost out of my living hell of a school, But my math/music teacher has become a **** shiner in the last couple of months. I may be a little disruptive and my math marks have gone down as my music marks go up, but when his star student gives me or someone else **** he ignores it but when i give **** i get detention, I've even gotten one for saying pardon.
I would like your advice on how i can get back at this teacher now that his boyfriend won't take his penis out of his ass, also i'd like to hear your stories about asshole teachers and profs.
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#2
Masturbate furiously.
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#5
The Spoon is the greatest UGer ever

Damnit, it didnt work...oh well

School got out for me today, so I dont need to worry about my Spanish teacher anymore...wooo
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#6
if you stop making threads within two minutes of each other it would probably help
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#8
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I'm almost out of my living hell of a school, But my math/music teacher has become a **** shiner in the last couple of months. I may be a little disruptive and my math marks have gone down as my music marks go up, but when his star student gives me or someone else **** he ignores it but when i give **** i get detention, I've even gotten one for saying pardon.
I would like your advice on how i can get back at this teacher now that his boyfriend won't take his penis out of his ass, also i'd like to hear your stories about asshole teachers and profs.


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#9
We would help you, but most of us here at UG prefer a real mans cock, not some scratty little 'penis'.

Be on your way now, urchin.
#10
just masturbate furiously/ furiously masturbate. I find that MasterBASSING is more effective though. =D
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#11
lol **** man kid asks a simple question and alll you guyz gotta be cocks, like **** if u dont like his thread than dont post on it immature douche bags and kid school has gotta be almost over, tough it out, its not worth losing a credit or 2 over
#12
That's one hell of a rant!
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#13
I know how you feel.

My health teacher is a PRICK.
He takes health and gym class as a legitemate class, like biology or algebra.
And yet, I have been wasting 45 minutes of every day, listening to the same sh*t thats been forced on me since I was two. The whole, "fat is bad, veggies are good" stuff.

My solution, masturbate furiously...
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#15
Just give him a kick in the shin
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I saw a penis.

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#17
i finished an english test in about seven minutes the other day. i turned it in and my teacher goes "that quick? well thats a recipe for failure." i got a damn 96 on that test. what now?
#18
Masturbate with great ferocity
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#19
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Damnit, it didnt work...oh well

School got out for me today, so I dont need to worry about my Spanish teacher anymore...wooo

way to break the chain of furious masturbation.