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#1
Alrite this is how it works, Ill start off with a short little scary story and the next person will expand on it. Pretty simple. This is The Pit so I expect some funny **** outa you guys. Dont let me down.


One night, while walking through the woods there were red eyes staring at me about 200 feet away...


your turn! (if this has been done please link me to the thread, I used the search bad but didnt catch anything (expecting search bad jokes if there is a thread))
#2
He came out of the darkness and 10 feet tall looked down upon me.
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#3
Then, when i turned to run, he grabbed me and stuck his erect penis in my ass.

When all else fails, ask the pit.
#4
he continued to do so for hours and hours upon end.


then he threw me into a tree.

My reflection
Dirty mirror
There's no connection
To myself
I'm your lover
I'm your zero
Im the face in your dreams of glass
#8
I turned to look at my clock, but it was blackened. The man was there with his erect wang! Oh Noes!
When all else fails, ask the pit.
#10
The tree then turned on some Led Zeppelin and all of a sudden there were lights of every color and I was wearing huge sunglasses. The tree began to hump me until I cried.
#11
and found a guy with a cocklike a horse about to rape me

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lets watch this thread die like i should have on page 1
#12
the horse stepped on my face.

it hurt alot.

and then it proceeded to rape me.
My reflection
Dirty mirror
There's no connection
To myself
I'm your lover
I'm your zero
Im the face in your dreams of glass
#13
Any then this guy pops out of nowhere


And rapes all of you.


(every post is about rape...)
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#14
"Lets make a Scary Story!" is what God said when he created 4chan.
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#15
This isn't scary, this is some strange form of cybering!
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#16
and then i got raped by a transvestite, who came out of nowhere
Call me Jack
#18
But then! A wild snorlax appears out from fucking nowhere!!!
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#20
I threw a great ball at it but it failed so I tried to weaken it with my pikachu but like always pikachu hits a tiny bit too hard and the ****er died.
#21
who suddenly asks if i leik mudkipz. im all like... WTF?
My reflection
Dirty mirror
There's no connection
To myself
I'm your lover
I'm your zero
Im the face in your dreams of glass
#23
it was fun for a while, but got really interesting when misty and brooke started gettin it on!! but i almost cried when i saw misty had a...
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#24
Chainsaw stuck in her vagina.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#25
They then proceeded to rape me.
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#27
and gets raped by misty's chainsaw.
My reflection
Dirty mirror
There's no connection
To myself
I'm your lover
I'm your zero
Im the face in your dreams of glass
#32
after this the US government meant everyone stop raping everyone
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