Page 1 of 2
#1
if you were on death row
what would you have as your last meal?


i'll start by saying
id have lobster with bacon in the side
#3
Vanishing cream - and hope it works like in the cartoon just that once
#4
I would want something hard to make. BLANK from Italy, BLANK from France, cook it for X days.
#5
"You're asking furniture what it wants to eat? Why not upholster me?!... Just some Russian dressing ..."


Cookie to anyone who gets the reference.
Quote by blackenedktulu
CFH82, I love you. I didn't laugh, but my god, I love you.

Quote by Zero-Hartman
Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

Quote by WyvernOmega
I saw a penis.

last.fm
#7
A burger grilled at the sun's surface tempature.

maybe it'll buy me enough time to break out :O
Well shit man.
#9
a bullit would be handy.
Quote by Holy Katana
Your last job only paid you $7.00 AUD an hour? That's like $6.05 in the US. What the hell is the minimum wage over there?


Quote by titsmcgee852
$0 for volunteer work

ollollolollol


^
#10
Quote by Henkdemachtige
a bullit would be handy.

so would spelling lessons.
OOH i went there.
but you would need a gun to fire it from.
#11
Somebodys new born child
I've Made You A Drawing of a Giraffe Fucking an Elephant. Notice How His Moustache Looks Just Like Mine.

Your Mother's Got a Penis
#13
Quote by Gaz_m2k5
Suicide pills.

+2
Amps
Mesa Dual Recto 3 Ch
Peavey 6505 Combo

Cab
ENGL E212VH Cab

Guitars
Epi Explorer
Schecter Damien 6
Squier Strat (signed by Rob Zombie!)

Pedals
ISP Decimator
Dunlop Crybaby Original
Boss CE-5 Chorus Ensenble
Boss GE-7 Equalizer
#14
A beautiful woman

I wouldn't eat her either...
SHEEEEEIT DAWG GET DA HELL OUT MY SIG!

Quote by brandon369852
"I think my friend might kill herself."
"Dude, I think you should call the cops."
"I have a better idea. I'll ask the Pit."
#15
i would ask for a full vegetarian meal, with an exotic fruit drink that is incredibly hard to find, some vegetables of a rare plant that only grows in a certain part of the world and costs to much.
and chuck norris.
Quote by GiantRaven
You are not human.

I am totally serious.

Quote by tilinmyowngrave
I was inspired by someone saying they had Millionaire on their Ipod

he's talking about me!
#16
KFC, so at least I can piss off PETA before I die.
Quote by nightraven
can't stand public showers
and yes i do have a small penis



Quote by thewho182
people in public showers make fun of my big dick


Quote by kyle33093
i would if pee pee was bigger


#17
Quote by flipthatchicken
so would spelling lessons.
OOH i went there.
but you would need a gun to fire it from.

just put it on the ground and smash your head on it. same **** xD


i'd just ask them to cook me a meal on venus... ha! let's see em return from that!
Quote by Dillona
I think I want to have sex with you.

On topic: No, I haven't met any famous artists.


ofcourse i laughed xD

Quote by CoreysMonster
yeah we're all dead now. Turns out we've been in hell all along.

About the LHC

#18
a beautiful woman....and i WOULD eat her
Lets make a toast...To women's underwear its not the best thing in the world but its next to it...
#19
Quote by Neillya1
KFC, so at least I can piss off PETA before I die.

nice
#22
hahaha lets all put down vegetarians now.
Quote by GiantRaven
You are not human.

I am totally serious.

Quote by tilinmyowngrave
I was inspired by someone saying they had Millionaire on their Ipod

he's talking about me!
#23
Quote by veggiederek
hahaha lets all put down vegetarians now.

no fun if you ask for it....
Quote by Dillona
I think I want to have sex with you.

On topic: No, I haven't met any famous artists.


ofcourse i laughed xD

Quote by CoreysMonster
yeah we're all dead now. Turns out we've been in hell all along.

About the LHC

#25
The executioner?
Hull City A.F.C

Quote by Thrashtastic15
crunkym toy diuckl;ess ass ****igkjn ****** **** bitch ass pussy ****er douchecanoe ****** **** you s omn cnt you lieet le biutch
#26
Fully loaded AK-47 Omlete with a cherry grenade coke. My napkin would be an escape map.

I wouldn't go without a fight.
[ifyoucanreadthisi'mnotsuprised.]
#27
I'd have a steak, medium, with cheese fries, steamed broccoli, pecan pie, and a corn dog on the side.

I would also want a water bong, a lighter, and a quarter bag of the best confiscated ganja that the cops have.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


-Jimi Hendrix-

Quote by CodySG
You know you're in the drug thread when you see pictures of squash and "tuna nigga!" when you click the page.
#28
I'd ask for a 16oz rib eye steak cooked to its bloody perfection, so rare that a well trained vet could revive it. It will be accompanied with a small gravy boat filled with a pepper and brandy sauce, potatoes Dauphinoise, which is the finest potato dish ever, it's thinly sliced boiled potatoes, placed in a baking dish in layers, with onions and garlic in between all covered in soured cream and baked. It's utter heaven. The pudding will be an apple tart, obviously a good one; with an aperitif of G and T, a pint of Thatcher's cider and a good whiskey nightcap, well deathcap.

They never get you what you want, I may as well have asked for a rifle, a bulletproof vest, a map and a bag of cocaine.
Quote by DrewsGotTheLife
yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#29
A cake...


with a file


>.>
On vacation from modding = don't pm me with your pish
#30
Quote by flipthatchicken
so would spelling lessons.
OOH i went there.
but you would need a gun to fire it from.


Not necessarily you can hit the back hard enough to make it fire. Not that it would be very effective but it works.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#31
Probably lobster, just because I've never had it. I'm not the most interesting of hypothetical criminals.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#32
Quote by meh!
A cake...


with a file


>.>



I dunno...

A cake with an angle grinder might be better.
#34
Quote by Bassman T
Fully loaded AK-47 Omlete with a cherry grenade coke. My napkin would be an escape map.

I wouldn't go without a fight.


#36
I'd have an all-you-can-eat buffet, and eat untill I die of old age.
I just need about $3.50
(<X.X)O=('.'Q)

I'm the motherflippin'
#37
Quote by CrackAddict2000
I'd have an all-you-can-eat buffet, and eat untill I die of old age.


I'm sure your stomach would burst before that.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#38
I'd ask for a huge meal and ask if my family could eat with me.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
Page 1 of 2