#1
oioi guys,

this is pretty gay so just a heads up:

i need ideas for something to do for my girlfriends 18th birthday... preferably something soppy and romantic, and i can spend quite a bit if money comes into it... just pretty clueless as wat to do and want it to be perfect.... soooo....

any ideas???????

thanks in advance

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#2
Massive party then rape.

Kidding.


Where do you live?
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#3
Are you suggesting it's incredibly gay to do something for your girlfriend?
You don't deserve her...


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#5
Put up a sign

"No longer Jail-bait"

For the romantic moments, inform her that shes no longer jail-bait, dose her drink and get down to the massive rape party.
#6
Quote by jambi_mantra
Massive party then rape.

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...massive rape party.


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#12
Ruc Icy Hot on her.
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#13
if you think it's "gay" to do something for your girlfriend's 18th, then don't do anything for her at all, you dunce.
#14
Ahh, I wish I had a boyfriend like you...And by boyfriend, I mean girlfriend, and by like you, I mean not a soppy fool.

With tig ol' bitties.

And a vagina, those always help.

Anyway, rape party, do it.
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#15
Quote by Ad90
...rape party seems to be the common theme here lol





But seriously, where do you live? Coz if there's something special where you live do that. Like if you live in London take her on the London eye at night and then to some fancy restaurent.

Depends how original you wanna be.
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#19
Play Pokemon Stadium


then rape!
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#20
Quote by metaldud536
Here's what you do. Buy her a Kaiba starter deck, buy yourself a Yugi starter deck and duel the night away.




get some booster packs between yourself as well make it more interesting. after that, i suggest rape.
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#21
Look her in the eyes and tell her just how much she means to you, get down on one knee and then shoulder rush her to the ground. Rape time.
#22
Quote by metaldud536
Here's what you do. Buy her a Kaiba starter deck, buy yourself a Yugi starter deck and duel the night away.


That's a bit mean, it's her 18th birthday

he should at least buy some extra packs to help and make it better
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#24
say: "you want the moon?"


"ill throw a lasso around it and pull it down"


*throw lasso and give her the moon*


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#25
Romantic meal. Walk along a river if such a thing is possible. Surprise her with well though out, relationship significant gift. If you are sexing her up at this point, go cliche, candles and petals on the bed ect.

Rape best avoided. Save it for her 21st
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#26
Quote by TheLeviathan
Look her in the eyes and tell her just how much she means to you, get down on one knee and then shoulder rush her to the ground. Rape time.


Oh my god!

I suggest tacos. Followed by sex. Followed by more mexican entres.
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#28
Rape. Kill. Rape. Kill again. Monopoly.
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#29
Quote by TheLeviathan
Look her in the eyes and tell her just how much she means to you, get down on one knee and then shoulder rush her to the ground. Rape time.




Buy one of those cards with those big 18 badges. **** it, do the quote.
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#33
Quote by Ataxia
Are you suggesting it's incredibly gay to do something for your girlfriend?
You don't deserve her...

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